2. "A parasitic louse that crawls into your mouth, vampirizes your tongue, then clamps itself onto the withered stub so it can ride around inside you and drink your mucus for the rest of your mutual lives"
3. The Obi-Wan Kenobi of Episodes 4-6 is a clone:
When Luke meets him, he says “The droid says he belongs to an Obi-Wan Kenobi, do you know him?” and Ben gets a little lost in thought. Imagine the process tumbling through his mind.
No one alive knows I am a clone
I may or may not have these implanted memories from the original Obi-Wan and I dont recall owning a droid.
I know the whole story of what happened with Vader and the truth about Luke’s lineage.
“Obi-Wan Kenobi. That’s a name I have not heard in a long time”
And the deciding moment.
And the rest is history. It fits, and I think it would have been an awesome twist