When I wake up, everything's normal for about a second - just long enough for me to read that "As a fully developed vampire, you are hated and feared." Then the entire Imperial Legion turns on me. Ah. This is going to be a problem.2. Also very entertaining, how "Colts Punter Pat McAfee Nearly Got Catfished, Too, But Realized He Wasn't Famous Enough For Groupies."
3. "There Are Whales Alive Today Who Were Born Before Moby Dick Was Written." (Bowhead whales can live longer than 200 years.)