Q: How do you catch a wombat?— Mika McKinnon (@mikamckinnon) January 25, 2017
A: With a butterfly net. Really!
Photo: Chris Crerar pic.twitter.com/ScmUTSxSXV
Today is the 12th anniversary of a coyote walking into a downtown Chicago Quizno's to sit down in their drinks cooler. Happy anniversary Quizno's Coyote, I love you 💖🐺💖🐺💖 pic.twitter.com/oAUDZwviLe— Sarah Becan (@SarahBecan) April 3, 2019
Our queen has a message for the peasants who flinch. 😂 pic.twitter.com/K1JhuZseR1— MLB (@MLB) April 2, 2019
Watch the eyes.— 💖💖WENDY WOO💖💖 (@Wendywoo_g) April 1, 2019
A subtle hint 😁😂😂 pic.twitter.com/u3ek19xo3o
I don't care what anyone says, this is the greatest werewolf transformation of all time. Sorry, An American Werewolf in London, you got nothing on this. pic.twitter.com/pU9SmU0a0J— Foywonder (@Foywonder) March 31, 2019
This is the Joker origin story I was hoping for pic.twitter.com/fyXgk1yrvm— Rob Sheridan (@rob_sheridan) April 3, 2019
Is there an Archive of Our Own self-insert category for all these republicans boys trying to get AOC to debate/notice them?— Kate Compton (@GalaxyKate) April 3, 2019
Like, just write fanfic about your Socialist Senpai, my dude.
Suspicion: all the supposedly different flavor nespresso pods actually contains the same coffee,— Emanuel Derman (@EmanuelDerman) April 3, 2019
At my wedding, you’ll be able to come alone, bring a Plus One, or choose a Minus One, where you can uninvite one person of your choosing, no questions asked— Sean Holloway (@CoolSeanDotCom) November 12, 2017
I HAVE A SECOND ANNOUNCEMENT: We got the overhead view. pic.twitter.com/vvCtZ39UBd— Adam Rosenberg (@geminibros) August 21, 2017
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