This is an actual photo, taken from the EU ambassador to the UN’s twitter account, of Germany keeping speakers to time during its presidency of the Security Council this month. No comment could improve the photo; I just wanted more who don’t follow the Security Council to see it. pic.twitter.com/dkWswDwRvr— Anjali Dayal (@akd2003) April 4, 2019
My step dad has been trying to get their wiener dog to be pet of the month for two years. April 2019, it finally happened. He sent me this and said “my proudest moment as a dad” pic.twitter.com/rONOTKdosN— Savannah Falkenburg (@snfalkenburg) April 3, 2019
your first D&D party vs your sixth D&D party pic.twitter.com/m3roIenmIV— Sunshine Moon 🏳️🌈 (@SunshineMoonRX) April 4, 2019
Book readers’ refusal to spoil the Red Wedding for the rest of you was the last great act of American public spiritedness https://t.co/iif5s2t8EG— Alan Scherstuhl (@studiesincrap) April 4, 2019
I thought this said Carnage and I was about to see a ton of follow up tweets from Cates/Stegman pic.twitter.com/XK4YvIDkoW— rico. (@whoisrico) April 6, 2019
Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for April 05, 2019 https://t.co/NlSA91WHZA pic.twitter.com/pOC7QLlfiu— Nancy (@SluggoIsLit) April 5, 2019
— my landlord, wavves, (@zehhch) April 3, 2019
Please don’t ever talk to me about anything other than cats doing press junkets pic.twitter.com/p1RrHQPEtB— p - emily 🤖 (@emilarius) April 4, 2019
Does killing any and every group chat you’re in count as a marketable skill?— Malice Walker (@humblecore) April 5, 2019
Jack Reacher uses a computer. pic.twitter.com/Ii5mwq8Yjn— Gareth A Hopkins (@grthink) April 6, 2019
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