My bf was telling me how delicious and moist this cinnamon roll I made was, but I figured out he ate one that I couldn’t fit in the pan and forgot to throw away . It had been sitting out for a day so it formed a crust and he thought it was baked. I’m gonna puke.— Dinabean (@dinarosecima) April 3, 2019
One unusual thing about the news media is that one of the biggest English-language newspapers in the world also runs an upskirts blog https://t.co/xbuDYaSPk3— Tom Gara (@tomgara) April 3, 2019
From the annals of editorial cringeiness: In 1935, the L.A. Times ran a full essay by a Nazi doctor defending sterilization, which opened with his complaint that the commies and Marxists were trying to trick Americans into thinking the Nazis were bad. pic.twitter.com/5ZTthS1WJj— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) April 3, 2019
SERIAL SLASHER SUSPECT: @LAPDHQ searching for man suspected of slashing neck/faces of 8 men & women in 11 days in #LA area since March 20. Rides black/neon green mountain bike. So far victims have survived attacks. @ABC7 11pm #abc7eyewitness pic.twitter.com/I6FxShRO7z— Eileen Frere (@abc7eileen) April 3, 2019
From @CraigSilverman, a core, untold story of the Internet: How confused and disoriented older people play a central part in distributing misinformation https://t.co/d4dBdy9hAf— Ben Smith (@BuzzFeedBen) April 3, 2019
This is the most cursed faceswap i have ever seen. pic.twitter.com/4EgMaMQS6x— Shorono (@Shorono) March 31, 2019
Absolutely fuck off. pic.twitter.com/coI2D6m55a— E.H.James (@EddieHenryJames) April 4, 2019
Too real pic.twitter.com/Bka2CUPRr9— Alan Zilberman (@alanzilberman) April 5, 2019
my favorite place to hang pic.twitter.com/KkIOcuGV96— SungWon Cho (@ProZD) April 5, 2019
In 2014, Amazon added pool floats worn around the neck to its list of hazardous products that sellers are prohibited from listing. It's still a prohibited category, but as of earlier this week, there were at least 6 for sale on Amazon Marketplace. pic.twitter.com/hL4iqqQqKU— Jeff Bercovici (@jeffbercovici) April 5, 2019
*More nightmares.