WE👏 ARE👏AWARE👏THE👏LOGO👏LOOKS👏LIKE👏A👏BEARDED👏DUDE👏IN👏AN👏ORANGE👏HAT👏
— Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation (@OKWildlifeDept) March 15, 2023
—YOU👏DO👏NOT👏NEED👏TO👏KEEP👏POINTING👏THAT👏OUT👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏DAY👏
(Here's an article about hobbyists designing 3D-printed rocket launchers.)The war coming home a bit -- a Wagner veteran who recently finished a tour in Ukraine arrested outside of Moscow with two Kalashnikovs in his car.
— Aric Toler (@AricToler) March 15, 2023
(Our American vets would open carry these guns in a McDonalds instead of getting arrested for them, to be fair) https://t.co/p5wEEu7w02
Reminds me that when I worked at Conde Nast my boss told me about getting warned before his first breakfast with billionaire owner Si Newhouse that he (Si) at this way and he (my boss) should be prepared to conceal his shock and disgust https://t.co/XpVfellV7y
— Jeff Bercovici (@jeffbercovici) March 16, 2023
“name unscrambled: the reptile” is insane heat wtf https://t.co/5nmWj2n54k
— evil conspiring advisor (@ettingermentum) March 12, 2023
great, now i need to figure out how to signal that i'm only bookmarking something sarcastically
— lauren (@NotABigJerk) March 16, 2023
44 year olds love sitting on the couch with an ice pack on their knee tweeting about The White Stripes
— 🦁🐒 (@Lowenaffchen) March 17, 2023
When an arena that is hosting NCAA Tournament games has a Pepsi deal. The NCAA has a Coke deal. https://t.co/J6u3loPikq
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 16, 2023
💀💀 a Toronto restaurant renamed its menu items as office supplies so people could expense their meals. I’ve seen it all. pic.twitter.com/USjR1QbA0Z
— Joshua Goodfield (@joshuagoodfield) March 4, 2023
My grandmother had two PCs so she could play Final Fantasy XI with two characters at once. It’s strange to think that when she died a group of unknown cat people held a funeral online for her; a part of her life to which none of her family had access
— Sergio Sarcagian (the "Desert Diva") (@crulge) March 2, 2023
My favourite bit of Disney knowledge: Map shows the localized names for Donald Duck’s nephews. Thanks you @Mapologies_com for visualizing this important knowledge. pic.twitter.com/0gN9kKUHt0
— Simon Kuestenmacher (@simongerman600) March 5, 2023
FAQ about @popes_exorcist
— Russell Crowe (@russellcrowe) February 26, 2023
Q: Does Fr Gabrielle Amorth ride a Ferrari motor scooter?
A: No. He rides a Lambretta. With a @ScuderiaFerrari sticker.
Q: Why?
A: He thinks it’s funny … & he comes from Modena.
Q: Red socks under cassock?
A: yes
Q:Why?
A: see above pic.twitter.com/TV4oqZPUzG
I'll show you a real transformation https://t.co/fLgcEWkCBK pic.twitter.com/ZnSD83eZHb
— JaAmfan (@JaAmfan) March 4, 2023
@knicoledz I am a trained professional fo not attempt ⚠️
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