Thursday, March 30, 2023

Today's news and jokes

("board members also approved hiring four outside law firms with Chairman Martin Garcia citing a need for “lawyers that have extensive experience in dealing with protracted litigation against Fortune 500 companies.” One of those firms is Cooper and Kirk, which has gotten more than $2.8 million in legal fees and contracts from the DeSantis administration to defend a controversial social media law, a ban on cruise ship COVID-19 “vaccine passport” requirements, and a restriction on felons seeking to vote. Cooper and Kirk’s lawyers will bill $795 an hour, according to the firm’s engagement letter. The boutique firm’s roster of lawyers includes [someone] who roomed with DeSantis when he was training at the Naval Justice School in 2005 and made an unsuccessful bid for U.S. Senate last year in Nevada.")

(Here's hoping: "it could be that dissolving Marvel Entertainment was the only way to get rid of Ike, given his contract. I’m hearing more optimistic takes")

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("How much money do we think Substack lost last year?")

@fydial All credit to @hellomrswalker for this activity! PERFECT way to get the students engaged in the topic 🦋 #teachersoftiktok #teacherlife #teacher #adaptation #fyp #highschool #biologyclass #biotok #butterfly #naturalselection #ecology ♬ Aesthetic - Tollan Kim

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