Today's funny posts

There's never been a taller catcher in all of MLB history than Grayson Greiner of the Minnesota Twins. 😮 pic.twitter.com/BFsrbwtp1j

— Codify (@CodifyBaseball) March 6, 2023

6'6"

I assume she doesn’t mean free. pic.twitter.com/DEtQ7Zm9SW

— Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan) March 6, 2023

INVESTIGATION: We found 95 instances of plagiarism in a USC scientist’s new book. Sales have been suspended. By @corinnepurtill https://t.co/MPDHrXEL6p

— Jack Leonard (@jackfleonard) March 6, 2023

("[He] wrote in “The Lucky Years” that he served as a consultant on the Apple founder’s medical team until his death in 2011. (In interviews, [he] has credited Jobs and his black turtlenecks for inspiring his own signature uniform of a black crewneck sweater atop a white dress shirt.)")

remember when nobody could post tweets without scheduling them

remember when blue-checked people couldn't tweet, just retweet

— zaratustra (parody account) (@zarawesome) March 6, 2023

Elon Musk now has bodyguards flank him everywhere inside Twitter HQ — including accompanying him to the bathroom. He is reportedly paranoid that someone in the company may go rogue & stage a coup. https://t.co/BdTQvvJmqg

— William LeGate (@williamlegate) March 6, 2023

(Probably incredulous anyone would still be working there if they didn't have an ulterior motive)

i think he should cone back, it’d be funny. the whole thing would be funny; him coming back, him playing like shit, all of it https://t.co/WHyPH7ENlb

— Jonny Auping (@JonnyAuping) March 7, 2023

Grant Williams said "I'm gonna make both" before missing the potential game-winning free throws... pic.twitter.com/HI8sNre6HD

— Action Network (@ActionNetworkHQ) March 7, 2023

The Celtics locker room is empty right now postgame. The entire team is getting a lift in.

— Brian Robb (@BrianTRobb) March 7, 2023

January 20, 1973 pic.twitter.com/CsDkQSk42U

— Peanuts On This Day (@Peanuts50YrsAgo) January 22, 2023

The year is 2030

I have been sentenced to summary execution, after my clone — created by Nestlé-Mondelēz from genetic data taken, without my consent, from a genealogy website, acquired in a hostile takeover, to which I submitted it two decades ago — files a DMCA takedown request

— ◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢ (@monosynth) December 10, 2020

Ever seen a basketball player with a hand warmer? @UniWatch pic.twitter.com/HOGYZL5zCH

— Tommy Morris (@realtommymorris) February 11, 2023

Them: Are you working on any fun projects right now?

Me: pic.twitter.com/aU3KSRwGyn

— Mickey Fisher (@MickeyFisher73) February 10, 2023

You will not see a greater piece of television than this. Incredible.#WorldBollardAssociation pic.twitter.com/BrNm4eaCAg

— World Bollard Association™ (@WorldBollard) February 11, 2023

@bummercreek

♬ original sound - Bummercreek

@ttakkmdscbg #bro #just #dropped #his #dinner #into #water #fail #monkey #funny #meme #usa #trending #rec #recommendations ♬ оригінальний звук - flamingo

@rissarooo19 Bruh what #fyp #tb #dog #husky ♬ Funny Song - Cavendish Music

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