TILWhat makes this story even greater is knowing who Paul's dad was. https://t.co/AmteoBMgYK
— Matt Welch (@MattWelch) August 1, 2023
I didn’t remember that the plot of Pee-wee’s Big Adventure was that his nice bike was stolen in San Francisco despite a serious lock and nobody cared.
— parker (@pt) August 1, 2023
Some stories are timeless.
"when asked to elaborate on what he had meant when he said the loan had been 'satisfied,' he did not respond."Clarence Thomas claims he personally bought his superluxury RV—the one he allegedly drives to Walmart parking lots—when in fact it was purchased for him by a wealthy friend through a sweetheart deal that the justice refused to disclose. https://t.co/CtehZf3oA7 pic.twitter.com/U6aNrfzIeq
— Mark Joseph Stern (@mjs_DC) August 5, 2023
And amazingly, only in Tokyo (among major metropolises) is there not a housing crisis, and young professionals can afford to buy new property downtown.
— Gearoid Reidy リーディー・ガロウド (@GearoidReidy) August 4, 2023
Coincidence, I'm sure. https://t.co/ZSG7vedvEe
like half of all vinyl buyers these days don't have turntables, so this makes sense. i have wondered why more consumer goods don't come in luxury-priced "distressed" editions. brand new cars done up to look like they've already been crashed but are still functional, etc. https://t.co/tL7KItfpVl
— jaime brooks ☭ (@elite_gz) August 4, 2023
One of the earliest moments of this account was hollerin over the many adventures of Late Night King Jake Haener so probably the time he beat UCLA while breaking every bone in his body https://t.co/tZw4s6OzP8
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) August 5, 2023
i love the r/flashlight community so much pic.twitter.com/1TFZpTW9kx
— kara ✿ (@karakittel) August 3, 2023
headline: cop falls down slide
— r (@reaghhan) August 3, 2023
gen x replier: a metal slide! I thought they got rid of those for ur generation so u wouldnt get 2nd degree burns all over ur lil legs 😭 my dad once threw me from the top of a treehouse to the ground.He died of bacterial encephalitis a week later
me: hey man would you mind emailing that to me? if it's not too much trouble
— (doctor) Alex Grease (@dodgonkulator) July 25, 2023
my cyberpunk friend: No promises muchacho. They got a layer of ice on this node so thick even my primo subroutines can't chew through it. Unless....
the wikipedia article about HAL 9000 has a whole top-level section on sexuality 🤨 pic.twitter.com/U5OtgqiZ8F
— Molly White (@molly0xFFF) July 28, 2023
wikipedia's new policy of adding an erotic fan fiction section to every article is the best change for the site in years https://t.co/Pn5Q4tgttD
— Eric Ravenscraft (@LordRavenscraft) July 28, 2023
my three-year-old son lying in bed tonight way after his bedtime and desperately, *immaculately* trying to stall going to sleep for as long as possible: "dada… what's Radiohead?"
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) July 29, 2023
That’s so much more tape than I thought it would be https://t.co/Tr0lHSDWAJ
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) July 28, 2023
Wait a second…
— Wednesday Pull List! (@WednesdayPull) July 27, 2023
Why is the hole so small? pic.twitter.com/PgxXXwec1l
Claritin Mom breaks out the Famicom knockoff pic.twitter.com/ddz41j3C1M
— Shane Bettenhausen (@ShaneWatch) March 8, 2019
@noodleandtilde HELP the life vest worked a bit too well
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