y’all my sister told my niece to put her phone on her desk as punishment & she drew a fake phone cover & put it in the case & kept her phone. LMFAO i can’t stop laughing pic.twitter.com/d0HHEiz9v0
— B 🦋 (@DontWorryBoutB) August 18, 2023
Adams has been pretty good at raising the salience of crises without convincing anybody he can fix them https://t.co/aKYa3EAIDV
— David Weigel (@daveweigel) September 7, 2023
I think this is one of the best headline/photo combos I've ever seen. Why does he look so much like a human criminal that's been caught pic.twitter.com/bkCe9oaBvc
— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) September 6, 2023
the netflix ceo wrote that community note pic.twitter.com/Hivpn2AYzq
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) September 5, 2023
having your former boss recommend you for a job is not nepotism unless you are related btw. Conan is not my dad. And most jobs require the applicant to provide references. hope this helps!
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) September 7, 2023
Also, this photo/caption combo is top tier. pic.twitter.com/evSmsUo9uR
— Laura J. Nelson 🦅 (@laura_nelson) September 7, 2023
me when I’m Emma Stone & also Lorde https://t.co/1GMfFlhuQI
— Principal Ava Coleman stan (@1ux1isbon) September 7, 2023
Did y'all grow up with the urban legend that you shouldn't respond if someone flashes their headlights at you because its a gang initiation and you'll die?
— yung auntie (she/her). (@MsPackyetti) August 24, 2023
Did I make this up? Was it a fever dream???
This made me snigger 🤭 pic.twitter.com/Hemcy35QUT
— Welsh Organic Tannery 🐏🐐 (@WelshTannery) August 16, 2023
Dav Pilkey > Stephen King pic.twitter.com/aUJRlvleB2
— Chris Burnham (@TheBurnham) August 23, 2023
Fuck it, you can parry nukes now pic.twitter.com/1tpXjiNffY
— Pyro Lith (@LithPyro) September 6, 2023
you can cut the nuke shockwave only once you maxed out the katana, otherwise you have to travel underground or take shelter from explosions
— Pyro Lith (@LithPyro) September 6, 2023
Leave it to Whole Foods to come up with the world's most passive "please stop stealing from us" signs pic.twitter.com/hMc3KcqR7t
— Jake Anbinder (@JakeAnbinder) August 24, 2023
I think you're supposed to look at this painting and think something terrible is written in the letter but as a mom I can tell you she's just trying to write a simple grocery list with a 4 year old around and she's given up all hope of ever finishing. pic.twitter.com/JcAVZaMFl8
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) August 22, 2023
@garythegrillthief Gary finds hot dogs in different area codes…literally. We cannot make this up😭😭 #cattok #catsoftiktok #catlover #cats #atlanta ♬ Area Codes - Kaliii
@sanantoniozoo Hogan quickly regretted the idea to go for a run 😂 #animals #wildlife #cuteanimals #anteater #fyp ♬ original sound - San Antonio Zoo
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