Saturday, September 30, 2023

Today's news and jokes

(The write-up doesn't explain why bother with four games, and what the Clips told staff.) (Speaking of basketball, the Kansas Jayhawks just dismissed a player from the basketball team after he was charged with an on-campus rape. He transferred from Texas and his initial suspension by Kansas for the alleged rape "happened hours after he had entered a plea deal that canceled an October trial [initiated] when an ex-girlfriend accused him of assaulting her after they had broken up before the start of last season.")

"Rep. Brandon Williams today asked for his salary to be withheld during a government shutdown, reversing his comments only hours earlier when he told a national television audience that he would continue to accept his $174,000 annual salary."

("A man in his sixties was arrested on Friday evening. He remains in police custody")

(Published 9/26)

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