An entire “Lemonade that kills you” subplot going on in the background.
— luke (@lukeoneil47) December 7, 2023
Society pic.twitter.com/XDQkKzIp25
— Fairy Gothmother, MD (@jenny2x4) December 7, 2023
("The link between these deaths and Charged Lemonade, however, remains highly speculative")Deeply want to read about how the Panera death lemonade came to be in the first place.
— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) December 7, 2023
The most terrifying capability of the United States military remains the capacity to deploy a fully operational Burger King to any terrestrial theater of operations in under 24 hours. pic.twitter.com/tUBepR1Sgl
— The War Murals Project (@WarMurals) December 4, 2023
We're gonna have to fly the Army burger king trailer to this damn place if they keep it up. They got oil so they should know they're playing with fire already. https://t.co/zWtsQSso3Z
— Jack Murphy (@JackMurphyRGR) December 6, 2023
Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora includes a side-quest where you're asked to say a few words of remembrance for the dead in front of a memorial. When it ends, you are rewarded a legendary assault rifle muzzle. That's basically my review. https://t.co/Brf3s88a9a
— Giovanni Colantonio (@MarioPrime) December 6, 2023
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) December 7, 2023"A spokesperson for the National Retail Federation said Tuesday that the organization had removed the sentence from its report on organized retail crime published in April. It produced the report in collaboration with private security firm K2 Integrity."
("In 2018, [an eco resort owner] took the chocolate businessman to court over a dispute regarding a public road that cuts through [the mogul]'s 300-acre estate. [The mogul] allegedly blocked off parts of the road with boulders, equipment and trenches, triggering the legal action from [the hotelier]...In 2019, a court affirmed the road's public status, granting [the hotelier's] guests unrestricted access")ngl, this sounds more intriguing to me than the new Wonka https://t.co/5Zw6BHawA4
— Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan) December 7, 2023
if you want to do an ancestry test, just Venmo me $400 then spit in the garbage. Then I'll google your last name and make an educated guess. it's much safer and 100% of funds go to people of color. https://t.co/jm5hlmB8mp
— Ashwin Rodrigues (@shwinyo) December 7, 2023
Can the in season tournament beat this?The expressions on the two QBs’ faces 😠https://t.co/w3CO0C95nO
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) December 7, 2023
"Variety has reached out to Allen’s representative for comment.""SNL" and "Happy Endings" actor Casey Wilson slams working with Tim Allen on "The Santa Clauses" pilot.
— Variety (@Variety) December 6, 2023
"[He] was such a b*tch. It was the truly single worst experience I’ve ever had with a co-star ever...everybody was walking on egg shells...When he was done [filming] he was so… pic.twitter.com/74ss8Od004
A real hoo-dunnit: An owl is stealing people’s hats in Carrboro https://t.co/9AYy2xi56Q
— triangleblogblog (@triblogblog) November 8, 2023
“It’s hard to believe I’m walking through the ruins of Moonrise Towers, because I’m not, that’s in the Shadow-Cursed Lands, miles away and fucking dangerous.” https://t.co/ouM17NHRm9
— catrys.bsky.social (@dracatrys) November 24, 2023
First ornament going up on the tree @KTLA pic.twitter.com/mCBNW4M5jG
— Downtown LA Scanner (@DowntownLAScan) November 24, 2023
@ilovetomdayaaa so cute🥰 #tomholland #zendaya #tomdaya #fy #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #tomandzendaya #tomhollandzendaya #couplegoals #relationshipgoals #cutecouple #relationship #spiderman #posters #signing #celebrities #actors #celebritycouple #competitive #ilovethem #tomdayaforever #tomdaya4life #thebrotherstrust #spidermannowayhome #viral #fypã‚·゚viral #xybca ♬ original sound - tomdaya
@mercedesamgf1 Don't worry, the phone was okay. 😅😂 #Formula1 #F1 #GeorgeRussell #OhNo #MercedesAMF1 ♬ original sound - GLOSS
@georgia_beth_fitness ♬ Someone cooked here - Ritzecracker
@boberdaily Sneaky Bober thieve #bober #beaver #bieber #bobr #kurwabober #boberkurwa #theives #steal #stealth ♬ Originalton - boberdaily
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