some months ago I bought a box of 60 muppet trading cards from 1993 on eBay. here’s what the back of this one looks like https://t.co/6lVeX3pcM1 pic.twitter.com/wPoO3yfG8l
— no great matter (@BringDaNoyz) August 4, 2024
NEW: Premier League clubs liaising with local authorities to levy “up to 5 year bans” on identified ticket holders engaging in social disorder this week. Both Everton and Liverpool “engaging at a high level” with Merseyside Police, and Newcastle Utd committing too. 1/2.
— Liam Cello (@mrliamcello) August 4, 2024
In 2022 Tokyo Disney Resorts enacted a policy against "public transmission or recording of any kind that may inconvenience other guests." https://t.co/f5y8HtDmCN
— Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸 (@mrjeffu) August 4, 2024
X is now limiting automated tweets and as a result this account can no longer post all watches/warnings/advisories as they are issued. We will continue to provide general updates, but ensure that you have multiple means for receiving weather information & alerts.
— NWS Twin Cities (@NWSTwinCities) August 4, 2024
The way the Twitter algorithm seems to centralize on viral stuff plus the proliferation of bluecheck viral slop accounts means we’re in a new renaissance of that special moment in 2014 when all digital media sites competed to win the John Oliver embed lottery
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) August 3, 2024
Wow that was fast pic.twitter.com/ZxheDyZ6RU
— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) August 4, 2024
maybe not the right merch for them to be selling? pic.twitter.com/TWglOAiDSr
— Jesse Ferguson (@JesseFFerguson) August 5, 2024
Did not realize he meant actual skeletons, like with real bones and stuff. Thought it was just a metaphor https://t.co/AvYzKvhlM0
— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) August 5, 2024
seems like a bad color for an outfit https://t.co/8zR10Rvh9x pic.twitter.com/IIRhxl4V0Y
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) August 4, 2024
telling all of my friends with small daughters that if they say "i wanna learn about dinosaurs and jump on a trampoline" this is in fact a perfectly fine career path https://t.co/KNQ9SuvM9v
— Dan Walden (@dwaldenwrites) August 3, 2024
Royce Lewis apologized (as he always does) for making us wait a few minutes for his postgame interview and explained that it's because he keeps getting pulled aside for drug tests.
— Do-Hyoung Park (@dohyoungpark) August 3, 2024
"All they're going to find in these veins is ice cream, bro."
the packaging on this box of plant based chicken tenders is trying about 300% too hard pic.twitter.com/5a6Qh2OrCA
— flglmn (@flglmn) January 18, 2024
(Horse-headed pilot)Presenting the covers of the next batch of Essential Legends paperbacks with original cover art, hitting shelves this fall!
— Star Wars Books (@StarWarsByRHW) July 11, 2024
Art by: @seanpphillips, @Doaly, and Juan Esteban Rodríguez pic.twitter.com/ZbJXiNoFB5
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