some months ago I bought a box of 60 muppet trading cards from 1993 on eBay. here’s what the back of this one looks like https://t.co/6lVeX3pcM1 pic.twitter.com/wPoO3yfG8l
— no great matter (@BringDaNoyz) August 4, 2024
NEW: Premier League clubs liaising with local authorities to levy “up to 5 year bans” on identified ticket holders engaging in social disorder this week. Both Everton and Liverpool “engaging at a high level” with Merseyside Police, and Newcastle Utd committing too. 1/2.
— Liam Cello (@mrliamcello) August 4, 2024
In 2022 Tokyo Disney Resorts enacted a policy against "public transmission or recording of any kind that may inconvenience other guests." https://t.co/f5y8HtDmCN
— Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸 (@mrjeffu) August 4, 2024
X is now limiting automated tweets and as a result this account can no longer post all watches/warnings/advisories as they are issued. We will continue to provide general updates, but ensure that you have multiple means for receiving weather information & alerts.
— NWS Twin Cities (@NWSTwinCities) August 4, 2024
The way the Twitter algorithm seems to centralize on viral stuff plus the proliferation of bluecheck viral slop accounts means we’re in a new renaissance of that special moment in 2014 when all digital media sites competed to win the John Oliver embed lottery
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) August 3, 2024
Wow that was fast pic.twitter.com/ZxheDyZ6RU
— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) August 4, 2024
maybe not the right merch for them to be selling? pic.twitter.com/TWglOAiDSr
— Jesse Ferguson (@JesseFFerguson) August 5, 2024
Did not realize he meant actual skeletons, like with real bones and stuff. Thought it was just a metaphor https://t.co/AvYzKvhlM0
— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) August 5, 2024
seems like a bad color for an outfit https://t.co/8zR10Rvh9x pic.twitter.com/IIRhxl4V0Y
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) August 4, 2024
telling all of my friends with small daughters that if they say "i wanna learn about dinosaurs and jump on a trampoline" this is in fact a perfectly fine career path https://t.co/KNQ9SuvM9v
— Dan Walden (@dwaldenwrites) August 3, 2024
Royce Lewis apologized (as he always does) for making us wait a few minutes for his postgame interview and explained that it's because he keeps getting pulled aside for drug tests.
— Do-Hyoung Park (@dohyoungpark) August 3, 2024
"All they're going to find in these veins is ice cream, bro."
At some point the Big Ten will solve their math issue by just saying that they don’t have ten schools but ten “core values”
— Drew Magary (@drewmagary.bsky.social) Aug 3, 2024 at 4:35 PM
the packaging on this box of plant based chicken tenders is trying about 300% too hard pic.twitter.com/5a6Qh2OrCA
— flglmn (@flglmn) January 18, 2024
(Horse-headed pilot)Presenting the covers of the next batch of Essential Legends paperbacks with original cover art, hitting shelves this fall!
— Star Wars Books (@StarWarsByRHW) July 11, 2024
Art by: @seanpphillips, @Doaly, and Juan Esteban RodrÃguez pic.twitter.com/ZbJXiNoFB5
@fishing_tv26 #fy #fypã‚· #viral #fypã‚·゚viral #fish #fishinglife #fishing #topwaterfishing #explore #اكبسلور #explorepage ♬ original sound - Fishing_TV
@pubity “Play with me, not the computer” 🤣🤣 #RoadTo15Million #Pubity ♬ original sound - Pubity
@robyn.garcia6 Saved this little guy at work today and now he won't let me put him down. I didnt think he would make it but some water and food later he's doing just fine still having some trouble with his wings but he's getting there#bird ♬ original sound - Robyn Garcia
@espnw Trinity Rodman is a national treasure 🤣🇺🇸 (via @Mal) #USA #WomensSoccer #Futbol #Soccer ♬ Star Spangled (Bass Boosted) - SNC
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