Monday, August 11, 2025

The company's name combines "amoral" with "immortality"? This has got to be an ARG for a new vampire movie, right?

Matthew Stafford walked into this Ammortal chamber. Ammortal advertises itself as a "wellness device that aims to optimize human performance and promote holistic health through a combination of non-invasive technologies." He is not practicing today.

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— Adam Grosbard (@adamgrosbard.bsky.social) August 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM