Friday, September 5, 2025

Today's news and jokes

(How long has this been in the works? I assumed we'd stop seeing absurd luxuries now that players can be paid)





In under 24h following the newly identified outbreak of #Ebola in the DRC, the virus has been isolated, sequenced and the virus sequence data made publicly available. virological.org/t/the-16th-e...

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— BK. Titanji (@boghuma.bsky.social) September 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
(Hopefully true, at least 15 died)







The Justice Department's acting deputy chief was caught on a hidden camera saying that the government will "redact every Republican" from an Epstein client list and "leave all the liberal, Democratic people."

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— Axios (@axios.com) September 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM


















Homeland Security claims it has a warrant for the entire Hyundai plant in Ellabell, GA outside Savannah. A masked agent is seen in a video speaking with non-white employees there, saying construction has to stop immediately.

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— Justin Glawe (@justinglawe.bsky.social) September 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
("Hundreds arrested in immigration raid at Hyundai plant site in Georgia")







That's quite a paragraph from the WSJ editorial page editors. wsj.com/opinion/dona...

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— Orin Kerr (@orinkerr.bsky.social) September 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM








BREAKING: New York Governor Kathy Hochul is set to sign an executive order allowing pharmacists to prescribe and administer Covid-19 vaccines to anyone who requests them, regardless of age or underlying conditions.

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— Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran.com) September 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM








it's remarkable how far down we've fallen as a society that if you search for a lorem ipsum generator you get a page called 'lorem ipsum dot io' that generates the same paragraph of lipsum multiple times for you. You know, as opposed to multiple paragraph's worth of lipsum.

— Bruno Dias (@brunodias.bsky.social) August 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
(Trying to narrow Google search to certain dates doesn't seem to work properly)







NYT's write-up







I’m gonna do this every week and see what happens

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— Danny Heifetz (@dannyheifetz.bsky.social) September 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
One of the featured NFL/betting experts for the Ringer I think







That was the fastest ejection in an NFL game since 2005, when Jeremiah Trotter and Kevin Mathis were ejected for fighting 40 minutes before the game started.

— Quirky Research (@quirkyresearch.bsky.social) September 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM




















(KOTOR is so old, the failed remake feels like ancient news. KOTOR is so old, it used to be hard to find a clear image of Revan online)







The Phoenician Scheme, which is delightful throughout







@ivana.cho Just a girl painting sunscreen on her back #supergoop #sunscreen #summer #fyp #single ♬ Just A Girl - No Doubt








@cl0ughyxx Can actually hear the fear in he’s voice🤣🥲 #fyp #paddleboard #seal #scared ♬ Oh No - Kreepa








@kamygrant Let’s play with my anteater! #animal #animals #cute #anteater #exotic #exotic #animals ♬ original sound - Kamygrant








@louieandsons Gus meeting Frankie ❤️ #frenchiesoftiktok #frenchie #brothers #fyp ♬ Toy Story: You've Got A Friend In Me - Geek Music




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