Tuesday, September 23, 2025

Today's news and jokes















As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

— ceej (@ceej.online) September 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM


"my kids are defective!" is the battlecry of nearly every reactionary movement

— Alex P. 👹 (@saddestrobots.bsky.social) September 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM


Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

— furby hancock (@furbyhancock.bsky.social) September 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM








I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

— J. Elvis Weinstein (@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social) September 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
















This

So many crazy details in Ben Terris's story about Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski, who we can confirm are not only dating but running DHS together: nymag.com/intelligence...

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— Ryu Spaeth (@ryuspaeth.bsky.social) September 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Lot of imperfect vessels in this administration







I get why people respond to the “legal arguments” for the unitary executive. But since the real theory is obviously “a president I agree with should be above the law, a president I disagree with is even more restricted than the law says,” the “legal” discussion takes place inside a surreal fiction.

— Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) September 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM


I have no idea how law students are supposed take seriously anything they learn in constitutional law when the Supreme Court's entire approach to precedent and stare decisis is just "does Mister Trump want us to overturn it right now" ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/trump...

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— Jay Willis (@jaywillis.net) September 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM








do we think it's good that entire economy is based on the same entities passing money back and forth on speculative investment without anyone making anything that someone outside the loop is buying

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— Erik Hane (@erikhane.bsky.social) September 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM








A California attorney must pay a $10,000 fine for filing a state court appeal full of fake quotations generated by the artificial intelligence tool ChatGPT. https://cal.news/3IzCysH 📸 Adriana Heldiz

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— CalMatters (@calmatters.org) September 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Weird that we keep seeing these stories about lawyers and not doctors







































@_itskenken_ Solo dining hack: bring your notebook, take notes, and pretend you’re a food critic! To the person who suggested this, you were right!! It totally works #solodining ♬ Just A Girl - No Doubt








@aud.guerin

My friends dying in the background is the best part

♬ buzzcut season x ribs - rithu








@ughsforever It was a pleasure doing business at Trader Jawa’s. #starwars @ga501st.com ♬ LOOK AT THIS - Astro Boyke








@britt_flesh how my tv survived I do not know (no cats were harmed in the making of this video) george has worn his harness before. george was just fine wearing the harness 2 seconds before when he had treats in front of him. george reacts like this to a lot of things and when he’s jumping around, he gets more freaked out when he bumps into things, as you can see here. george is fine, george is loved, george is quitting harness training. #jet2holidays #catsoftiktok #harnesstraining #harnesstrainedcat #fail ♬ original sound - Kendy








@hannahandringa good or bad, the freshman year roommate experience is a cannon event that should probably be studied… MIND YOU this was during summer move-out #college #roommates #freshman #freshamnyear #dorms #collegedorm #dormpet #kansasstateuniversity #ford #fordhall #fypシ ♬ original sound - presleytried




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