Monday, September 29, 2025

Today's news and jokes

if wrestling is fake explain this ๐Ÿคผ

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— boreian ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@boreian.bsky.social) September 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM






It rules that state media literally lies to the president to make things even worse.

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— Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty (@irhottakes.bsky.social) September 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
(NYT: "A Fox News report in September that intermingled images of the small nightly protests at an ICE facility in Portland over the summer with video from the much larger 2020 protests prompted the president to say he 'didn’t know that was still going on,' and to threaten to send in troops.")

To the Daily Beast staffer who put “79” into this headline, know this: We salute you.

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— Bill Grueskin (@bgrueskin.bsky.social) September 28, 2025 at 9:09 AM
("I said, 'Well wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening? My people tell me different.' They are literally attacking and there are fires all over the place...it looks like terrible.'"







Broadview Police have opened an investigation into an attack from federal agents on a CBS crew at Broadview, per BPD Chief Mills.

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— Violet Miller (@vimiller.bsky.social) September 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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In which a top US Border Patrol official, incredibly, tells my tall and Anglo colleague @chipmitchell1.bsky.social that he's not the type they're looking for as they go about downtown Chicago arresting people based on "how they look" chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

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— Dan Mihalopoulos (@dmihalopoulos.bsky.social) September 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM








Eric Adams has received the promise of a MedBed slot in exchange for dropping out lol

— Ronnie Gooja (@yanquigohome.bsky.social) September 28, 2025 at 11:12 AM


now that eric adams has ended his campaign for mayor it’s time to stroll down memory lane

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— onion person (@junlper.beer) September 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM








I spent the week at the police surveillance convention and let me tell you my biggest observation: The name of the game now is consolidating as much information as humanely possible from surveillance devices, the internet, other governmental data, and literally a million other places. ๐Ÿงต

— Matthew Guariglia (@mguariglia.bsky.social) September 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM

You name any type of device or platform that collects data, a company exists that can package it and sell it as a data stream to police to be fused with everything else. CLEAR? Oh, yea. Geolocation from advertising databrokers? Yes!

— Matthew Guariglia (@mguariglia.bsky.social) September 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
(Excerpts from a longer thread)















Was curious to see if this Dana White interview on 60 Minutes would come with an Ellison-Paramount disclosure. And here it is, “a heavyweight disclosure”: - 60 Mins was trying to land this interview for years - It happened to work after Paramount-Skydance paid $8 billion for the UFC rights

— Jake Lahut (@jakelahut.writes.news) September 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM








Lol, I was going to joke that they probably conducted the AI analysis using a photograph only (which would be absurd given that paintings demand first-hand study, examination of materials, support, etc), and then I visited the AI co.’s website & saw this on the front page:

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— Yael Rice (@yaelrice.bsky.social) September 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
















A write-up







@nfloncbs Earlier this week Saleh made comments about Coen “legally” stealing signs #nfl #jaguars #49ers ♬ original sound - NFL on CBS


@nflonfox Kyle Shanahan was asked about the sign stealing accusations following a postgame heated exchange between Robert Saleh and Liam Coen #nfl #sanfrancisco49ers #jacksonvillejaguars ♬ original sound - NFLonFOX








Phee on a scooter ๐Ÿคฌ

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) September 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM


@rose_v51 Scooter Gang (feel better Nai and Phe)! @WNBA @Phoenix Mercury @Minnesota Lynx ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒต#playoffs #whba ♬ Swag Surfin' - F.L.Y. (Fast Life Yungstaz)








Brunch is female coded because it involves having friends

— Pedro Yokes (@pedroyokes.bsky.social) July 30, 2025 at 8:48 AM
















grateful someone decided to punch up the original title of Treasure Island

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— Bob Mackey (@bobservo.bsky.social) August 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM








I can't tell if I hate this headline or love it

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— Veronica Roth (@veronicarothbooks.com) August 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM








@bleacherreport Mike Tomlin says he told the team to keep Anthony Richardson in the game ๐Ÿฅด (Via @Pittsburgh Steelers) #nfl #nflfootball #football ♬ original sound - bleacherreport








@kaseduran Poor guy is just trying to fix his lawn mower #donkey #minidonkey #minidonkeysoftiktok #olive #farm #farmer #farmers #fyp #livestock ♬ Stealthy mischief(1088178) - KBYS




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