Monday, December 8, 2025

Today's news and jokes

@bleacherreport Josh Hart’s twins, Hendrix & Haze, sitting on the bench ❤️ #nba #basketball #knicks #joshhart ♬ original sound - bleacherreport


@espn Mitchell Robinson was not ready to babysit 🤣 #knicks #baby #basketball #nba #funny ♬ original sound - ESPN


























Twitter in the past 48 hours has been like watching a remedial version of SPECTRE convene a meeting in real time.

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— Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss.bsky.social) December 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM








when you're a size 8 but the 10 was on sale

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— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) December 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM








The Big 12 has issued a $500,000 fine to both Iowa State and Kansas State for opting out of bowl games. "While the Conference acknowledges the difficult timing around coaching changes, the Big 12 is responsible for fulfilling its contractual obligations to its bowl partners."

— Matt Fortuna (@mattfortuna.bsky.social) December 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM








Mahomes was picked on his 10th pass after this graphic was shown

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM










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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) December 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
















Both crews had fun with the Jazz smoke machine malfunction

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) December 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM


































https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/23748 『MIIKKE! み~いっけ! ウォーリーをさがせ!』発売!ウォーリーたちが現実世界でかくれんぼ!? "MIIKKE! Where's Wally?" is now on sale! Wally and his friends play hide-and-seek in the real world! #ガチャポン #gachapon

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— Random gachapon! ランダム・ガチャポン (@randomgacha.bsky.social) November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
(I don't know the Where's Waldo lore--did he receive his powers from a wizard like Shazam?)







What doesn’t kill you tenderizes you, making you more succulent and delicious. For next thing that comes to kill you

— Isabel Zaw-Tun (@izzyzaw.bsky.social) October 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM








spotted a rather bleak epitaph on this gravestone while taking the cat for a walk - “She hath done what she could”

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— shardcore (@shardcore.org) November 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM








If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

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— Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn (@unburntwitch.com) June 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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@espn Stafford’s four daughters are big Taylor Swift fans, attending the Eras Tour and watching the movie on @Disney+ 👏❤️ (via KBstafford99, 📺 FOX) #espnsocial #taylorswift #TLOAS ♬ original sound - ESPN








@espn This is too good 😂😂 (via @UNI Panther Football) #football #funny #cfb #college ♬ original sound - ESPN








@journeyswithjournie Baby’s first crush. @Bond Vet #chicago #dogfriendly #dogfriendlychicago ♬ hey daddy - usher








@chaosbynala ✨It was a gentle bite tho✨ #germanshepherd #germanshepherdsoftiktok #germanshepherds #dog ♬ original sound - H.T




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