Friday, December 12, 2025

Today's news and jokes







one thing that doesn’t get enough coverage or comment with regards to this administration is it how much it hates the actually existing united states

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— jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) December 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM




Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment. They are openly saying this. Who would want to live in a country that works like that?

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— Pete Buttigieg (@petebuttigieg.bsky.social) December 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM


Every fucking time it's weird sex shit with these people. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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— Jack Murphy (@jackmurphyrgr.bsky.social) December 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM


BREAKING on MS NOW: A grand jury just rejected the Trump Justice Department's third attempt to indict New York Attorney General Letitia James on allegations she engaged in mortgage fraud, according to two sources familiar with the presentation.

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1.bsky.social) December 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM


NEW: Colorado Attorney General Phil Weiser (D) says Colorado will not release Tina Peters after President Trump announced he is pardoning her state-level convictions. "This is a lawless act. It's an act of intimidation," Weiser said. "It has no basis in the American law."

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— Kyle Clark (@kylec.bsky.social) December 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
A write-up











As of today, the only person in this Daily Penn visual that hasn't been fined millions of dollars or convicted of a felony is Luigi Mangione, believe it or not

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— Alex Ip θ‘‰ζΈ…ιœ– (@alexip718.com) December 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
(Real)

















It should be noted how stupid all of this is, which is perhaps appropriate for the year 2025, in which most of the economy consists of reckless gambling on AI. People spent more than $55m betting on the Time Person of the Year on Polymarket, $19m on Kalshi. www.404media.co/architects-o...

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— Jason Koebler (@jasonkoebler.bsky.social) December 11, 2025 at 10:13 AM




New! We worked with the Public Interest Research Group to test a bunch of LLM-driven toys ahead of the Christmas. That sexual talking teddy bear wasn't a one-off; it turns out disturbing behavior is deeply built into these toys across the board.

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— Kevin Collier (@kevincollier.bsky.social) December 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM

Here's PIRG researcher RJ Cross getting the Alilo Smart AI bunny to tell @savanahsellers.bsky.social about S&M, the FoloToy Sunflower Warmie telling me it is actually both a cactus and a teddy bear (???) and the Miiloo spouting the CCP line on Taiwan.

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— Kevin Collier (@kevincollier.bsky.social) December 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM


AI is your new god peons.

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— B. A. Friedman (@bafriedman.bsky.social) December 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM








i suspect that for a bunch of the men in this group it will be a short step from this to whining that they aren't attractive to women

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— jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) December 9, 2025 at 10:08 AM
(Good phrasing about women not tolerating "low-effort, mean, and incompetent men")







(I don't watch reality tv so this is the only way I ever learn about these people)







With hot chocolate season upon us, it's time to remember Chantico, the "drinkable dessert" that Starbucks had to discontinue because people kept asking to customize it in ways that would kill them

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— Phil Salvador (@philsalv.bsky.social) December 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
























If I can't trust the iss piss tracker who can I trust

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— zaratustra (@zaratustra.bsky.social) December 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM








tonight is the biggest night in gaming that's right borrowing your parent's cable password for yet another classic 5 hour weeknight star trek block on H&I where you get to watch an episode of all the shows from TOS through Enterprise with non stop depressing commercials for medicare advantage scams

— Topher Florence (@topherflorence.bsky.social) December 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM








oh my GOD even *I've* sold more than that in a week

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— James Ball (@jamesrball.com) December 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM








A jury of my peers? 12 emotionally available sweethearts?!

— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred.bsky.social) November 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM








I revisited my "Trees Hate You" project. I'm just continuing to come up with new ways to get bullied by foliage. #screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiegame #ragegame

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— tykenn (@tykenn.games) November 8, 2025 at 10:25 AM








stole all my neighbour's patio furniture during the purge and now he's just gotta stand there and watch me enjoy it for a whole year

— more mr. nice guy (@juniorhoncho.bsky.social) June 17, 2023 at 11:31 AM








Columbo may have had Robert Culp as a killer, but only Furuhata Ninzaburo had Chairman Kaga.

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— Wes Black (@wesblk.bsky.social) November 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Episode 8, if my quickie research was right
@meet_tom_your_realtor Woodland Hills Golf Course Getting Wiped Out for 398 Homes 😳⛳️➡️🏑 The Woodland Hills Country Club is officially getting a massive makeover — and by “makeover,” I mean 398 new homes are about to take over roughly 20 acres of the golf course at 4868 Canoga Ave. The plan includes:
• 175 for-sale single-family homes
• 126 market-rate apartments
• 97 affordable units (including senior + family housing)
• 835 car spaces + 200 bike spots
• Three- to four-story buildings under California’s fast-track law AB 2011 The clubhouse might survive.
The fairways? Yeah… not so much. Is this a smart move in a housing crisis, or is the Valley losing another iconic landmark? Drop your thoughts — and send this video to someone who LOVES golf… and someone who HATES it. #WoodlandHills #SanFernandoValley #RealEstateNews #LARealEstate #HousingMarket ♬ original sound - meet_tom_your_realtor
(Didn't know this was actually possible)(The valley is the only part of LA that actually cranks out housing)







@monsieur.malshi one of his fun little dog quirks is that he will not sit on anything thats not soft πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ #creatorsearchinsights ♬ original sound - NickiMVerses - 𝑷𝑭𝑹 𝑹𝑬π‘ͺ𝑢𝑹𝑫𝑺™




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