Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Today's news and jokes

The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.

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— Birds Are Dinosaurs 🦢=🦖 (@birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social) December 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM

The most interesting thing about the Cardassians, which is an accidental product of casting, is that their species trait is being excessively likable and gregarious. Which interacts with their other species trait, being duplicitous fascists, in really interesting ways.

— Unbreakable Peter (@loki1001.bsky.social) December 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM






immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes

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— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) December 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM








I assume they told him that in a desperate attempt to keep him from trying to mess with a lawnmower. "sorry sir your IQ is 180 of course but the lawnmower requires uh 185"

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— Christina Holland (@mortalwombat.info) December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM








"there's a new serif in town"

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— Ariel Edwards-Levy (@aedwardslevy.bsky.social) December 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM

my take on fonts is that using either Times New Roman or Calibri as the official font for government documents is insane. you should have a government font that the government commissions and thus places in the public domain. it's like if every government memo was stamped with a Microsoft watermark.

— Bruno Dias (@brunodias.bsky.social) December 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM

It's a banger too. Love Public Sans fonts.google.com/specimen/Pub...

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— Binary (@binarystar.games) December 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
(The previous switch was woke because it was intended to be easier to read)







Whoa. This is a big one. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

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— Greg Sargent (@gregsargent.bsky.social) December 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM








Max Huntsman, the inspector general tasked with holding the LA Sheriff’s Department to account, is retiring… and going out with a bang in this letter 🔥

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— Keri Blakinger (@keribla.bsky.social) December 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
(LATimes write-up) (Meanwhile, in NY.)







lmfao

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— Doll Under The Christmas Tree (@ashcan.bsky.social) December 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
(Interesting to watch Amazon compete in an area where finding a way to lowball employees isn't enough)







Haha damn, McDonald’s and the ad agency took down that awful AI ad because of the relentless mockery. Serves those fuckers right! 🙏 futurism.com/artificial-i...

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— Jón Kristinsson (@jonkk.bsky.social) December 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM


deeply uncharacteristic of mcdonalds to be putting out low quality slop

— jessica harvey (@jessiscah23.bsky.social) December 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM




Playing chess in a beautifully rendered park with an AI reconstruction of my deceased grandfather. I think of all the things I never got to say to him, and also review the DLC hat options

— vineyille (@vineyille.bsky.social) December 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM








I'm not really in the world of romance discourse, but nevertheless it has been fun to observe the reverberations of the discourse tsunami surrounding Heated Rivalry. Not sure we've had this sort of zeitgeist show since The Pitt, and certainly not one that has triggered so much conversation.

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— Abigail Nussbaum (@abigailnussbaum.bsky.social) December 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
(Deranged conversation)(Related, from 2023)







The Chargers really got a Pro-Russia singer from the Republic of Georgia to do the national anthem???

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— Dan Weiner (@danweiner.bsky.social) December 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Wikipedia



Chargers' K Cameron Dicker visualizing on the field in the midst of the USC band rehearsal, several of them stop to get a group pic

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— CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
























@latimes @rebecca ♬ original sound - The Los Angeles Times








@paola.gg563 The angles did not helped me but popcorn totally disappeared lol I HAD TO BUY THIS BUCKET #fyp #nowyouseeme #harkins #movie #magic ♬ Lucky - from Now You See Me: Now You Don’t - Reneé Rapp








@yourmiddleeastgirl Replying to @JkIml24 This has become the biggest joke of the year ! people are asking him for autographs 😂😂😂 #arabtiktok #mamdani #arab #husband #couplestiktok ♬ the name is MAMDANI - lester








@yahoosports Jerritt Elliott, head coach of Texas volleyball, created Tie It Yourself to help players keep their ponytails in place 🧠 #texaslonghorns ♬ original sound - Yahoo Sports








@martinalexjensen er jeg i en gyserfilm nu eller hvad #copenhagen ♬ original sound - martin








@sofareset When your sofa it's too big to fit #FurnitureSolutions #nycsofareset #nyc #moving #nycapartment#homedcor ♬ Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down [These streets will make you feel brand new] - Alicia Keys








@therealdawk Let’s talk about it #fyp #gym #tiktok #motivation #lol ♬ original sound - cellaking








@its_maguy24

♬ original sound - HeyZeusGetLoose








@westmeister_farm You asked for otter next so here it is! They really would just rob us blind if this every did happen 😂 #westmeisterfarm #bestdayever #otter #otters #trending ♬ Quirky Comedy174 - AceAudioHQ




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