Today's news and jokes

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— Pregame Empire (@pregameempire.bsky.social) December 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM

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Hello Boobie Feaster, meet SirPaul Cheeks.

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— Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM

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CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom.

The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets.

A new era of media is here. pic.twitter.com/uXLlWVLjQs

— Kalshi (@Kalshi) December 3, 2025

Hi. There has been $38 million worth of activity on the game of the year results on gambling platform Polymarket.

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— Jeff Grubb (@grubb.wtf) December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM

("Inside the multimillion dollar business of predicting Game of the Year")

Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I hope he gets the help he needs. It sounds like he's trying to deflect from the failures that he's had as president ... he's fought to be the head of the pedophile protection party."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) December 3, 2025 at 8:35 AM

NYT: Is the President tired? Ms. Leavitt: Would a weary President be able to deliver a racist rant like that one?

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— Peter Sagal (@petersagal.bsky.social) December 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM

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University of Alabama suspended publication of two student-run magazines, claiming they weren’t in compliance with federal guidance on DEI “This is an attack on the student press and nothing less”

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— Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM

("The news was first reported by the Crimson White, the university’s student-run newspaper.")

President Ferdinand Marcos Jr. of the Philippines is under fire for a corruption scandal, igniting large protests that have evoked the demonstrations that toppled his father, a dictator. One prominent voice is his sister Senator Imee Marcos.

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— The New York Times (@nytimes.com) December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM

Here's my Bluesky Wrapped for 2025 - I scolded 64 other users (top 72% of Bluesky users) - I was scolded by 112 users (top 54% of Bluesky users) - I explained the joke to the original poster 14 times (top 62% of Bluesky users) Get yours at bskywrapped2025.bsky.app

— Rick Burin (@rickburin.bsky.social) November 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM

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This is student sideline reporter Sam Way. She joined us on the podcast to talk about her experience on the sidelines in the driving snow.

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— Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) December 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM

Helldivers 2 on PC has reduced installation size from 154GB to 23GB thanks to support from Nixxes buff.ly/YvXQnW6

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— Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social) December 2, 2025 at 8:11 AM

The NBA fined the Philadelphia 76ers $100,000 for violating injury reporting rules when they listed Joel Embiid as "out" against the Atlanta Hawks on Nov. 30 and he subsequently played.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) December 3, 2025

The Clippers really did their two best players in franchise history so dirty https://t.co/z03LqtZ5Xg pic.twitter.com/1OYzyzpKKZ

— pickuphoop (@pickuphoop) December 3, 2025

Oh, when they said at home they meant AT HOME https://t.co/vhqn352YEC

— J.E. Skeets (@jeskeets) December 3, 2025

First ballot hall of fame career ended by a case of “don’t nobody wanna hear that shit, man”. This is fitting. Poetic even. https://t.co/Nw3KCRX5OI

— 🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 (@DragonflyJonez) December 3, 2025

Lou Williams can no longer stay silent on Lawrence Frank 👀

"This person told me I can relax, I'm not getting traded. 15 minutes later I was an Atlanta Hawk. Now we have this scenario... it's bad business."@MichelleDBeadle | @boogiecousins | @ChandlerParsons | @TeamLou23 pic.twitter.com/64UQSgiqtz

— Run It Back (@RunItBackFDTV) December 3, 2025

@theoneandonlylilg wild wild wild anyways… @Sarah Grace Blackwelder ♬ som original - thegoodvibesplaylist

@mattblively The #Browns didn’t like what Jauan Jennings had to say. #clevelandbrowns #sanfrancisco49ers #49ers #niners ♬ original sound - Matt Lively

@emma.rose.0 At first I thought maybe there was a fire! Apparently the fog stretches all the way to Shasta county! Crazy shift in weather, went from mid 70s straight down to the 50s! #centralvalley #fyp #foggy #trending #thanksandgiving ♬ original sound - Thecheftravel

("Before-and-after images from space: Tule fog smothers a huge swath of California")

@nba Draymond’s son had one special request after the Warriors played the Thunder 🙏🥹 #NBA #basketball #DraymondGreen #ChetHolmgren ♬ original sound - NBA

@dailymail That could have ended badly 😔 🎥 Werner J Neubauer via Storyful #rescue #bear #electrocution #passenger ♬ original sound - Daily Mail

@personalityhire__ Shatafa >>>> filtered water fountain #cats #fyp ♬ original sound - Lucie

@sarahecoyle Update: I lived and so did the cows . . . . . . #ireland #cows #bf #farmtok ♬ original sound - ClipsForU

@brookeariel1993 "Mom, are you seeing this shit?" #fypシ #boymom #toddlersoftiktok #toddler #kidsanddogs #wtf #monstertrucks #monsterjam #dogsoftiktok ♬ Funny - Gold-Tiger

@tofus.lyfe tofus favorite mode of transport: ottoman cover ✅ what object should we start taking him up on next #maltese #fyp #dogsoftiktok ♬ original sound - tofu the maltese

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