Wednesday, September 9, 2026

Today's news and jokes

Nintendo going for the unexpected nostalgia play of reminding you what it was like on the internet when Wind Waker was first unveiled.

— Chris Schilling (@schillingc.bsky.social) September 8, 2026 at 7:55 AM


Quick comparison between the original Ocarina of Time and the remake.

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— Timeproof Games (@timeproof.games) September 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM












@abc7la (9/8/26) A driveway outside a home in #Malibu collapsed into a #sinkhole Tuesday morning amid erosion along the bluff. #breakingnews #breaking ♬ original sound - ABC7LA












("hours ago, the Saudi Aramco refinery at Jazan on the Red Sea was engulfed in flames after a Houthi missile and drone attack. Strikes at the heart of the Saudi’s energy infrastructure on the Red Sea, which acts as the remaining primary lifeline of energy exports out of the region, threaten to drastically impact global oil prices further")







"Res ipsa loquitur"







("More than 1,000 flights cancelled with disruption continuing on Wednesday and airlines calling for overhaul after third incident in just over three years")











Start a panda-breeding program









































My Onion horoscope this month is too real.

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— Noel Murray (@noelmu.bsky.social) September 3, 2026 at 10:32 AM








At the Antimatter Factory at CERN there are vacuum cleaners in cages. Those cages are there because when you vacuum the experiment hall, you might pick up some radioactive material, and so the vacuum has to be in a time out until enough half-lives of the contaminant have elapsed.

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— Katie Mack (@astrokatie.com) September 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
































@chewythenewfie

He just wanted her to have fun too 🥹

♬ Piano And Strings (1995 Remastered) - Henry Mancini & His Orchestra








@afvofficial "I gotta pick him up!" 🤣 #afv #dogs #funnyvideos ♬ original sound - AFVofficial




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