Today's news and jokes

What the? Who is this??#WWEEvolve pic.twitter.com/8ceC4kEJaT

— Eslam (@EslamRollins) September 3, 2026

A new promo video for VANTA THE UNKNOWN (Jessica Bogdanov) on WWE Evolve!

"FEAR THE UNKNOWN"pic.twitter.com/Do03wfYpPh

— WrestleTalk (@WrestleTalk_TV) June 25, 2026

No clear idea of how long East-West will be down, could be as long as 5-6 weeks.

Yanbu has inventory for 5-7 days of flows. https://t.co/yxLDro7fx9

— Gregory Brew (@gbrew24) September 13, 2026

NEW: A class-action lawsuit against Black Bear Sports Group accuses the youth hockey behemoth of misleading and defrauding thousands of families.

It targets Black Bear's "stay-to-play" rules, which require parents to book hotel rooms at inflated prices. https://t.co/fWn3f0AmHD

— Kenny Jacoby (@kennyjacoby) September 11, 2026

Fielding questions re: this article w/bizarre factual errors. First, there's no "Montecito County" in CA. Second, 2 fires are actually in *Monterey,* & 3rd in *Mendocino*. Third, 60k ac have *not* burned in either fictional Montecito nor real Mendocino.🤨 https://t.co/bl5tPxt2pH

— Daniel Swain (@Weather_West) September 13, 2026

(Article had been updated with note when I checked)

POV: You’re running a half-marathon and the course floods! 😳 Zac Clark sent us this video from Paramus, NJ today. #flood #running pic.twitter.com/22rqHQAV6g

— njdotcom (@njdotcom) September 13, 2026

("And there really wasn't any, like even on the way back, after crossing like five or six river crossings, you can call it, it's waist deep, chest deep, holding onto the railing. I was like, 'are they going to like change the routes for us at all?'")

A San Francisco home where prosecutors said a landlord killed his tenant outside the property has been listed for rent at $6,300 a month — nearly double what the slain tenant had been paying. https://t.co/XjZBEN4d54

— San Francisco Chronicle (@sfchronicle) September 13, 2026

Scores of minibike riders penned in and arrested on 6th Street Bridge. They lost their bikes toohttps://t.co/G3FnfUENwk

— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) September 14, 2026

That Thai monk scandal is quite something

— Bill Bishop (@niubi) September 11, 2026

("Thailand's Buddhist institution has long been plagued with reports of monks breaking their vow of celibacy, trafficking drugs and committing financial crimes...The 66-year-old was known for creating a highly coveted coin amulet"

Paramount has a $100 million musical from Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Kendrick Lamar about reparations for slavery. It was once dated for July 2025.

Now it has no release date at all. @mfrankreporter on what happened - https://t.co/BN2bcloPxS pic.twitter.com/4Je5z80k3e

— The Ankler (@TheAnkler) September 9, 2026

And... it is not a musical. https://t.co/hKyy0tMA3m

— Guillermo del Toro (@RealGDT) September 13, 2026

Music? Ce n'est pas... Mais c'est génial. https://t.co/yPGgLIvYA9

— Guillermo del Toro (@RealGDT) September 13, 2026

The company which owns the rights to the Ed Sullivan Show has launched a YouTube station that’s just a non-stop feed of musical performances, and it’s pretty awesome. We need this for Letterman, Conan, Carson/Leno, SNL and Arsenio. www.youtube.com/live/xWBJD8t...

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— Joe Adalian (@tvmojoe.bsky.social) September 5, 2026 at 8:52 AM

I woke up and this had a lot of reposts $ comments.
Background: It’s a Lululemon studio mirror & has been discontinued from production for a couple years. I bought it with the intention of jailbreaking it. No one needs a iot mirror & i’m taking inspiration magic mirror builds

— . (@_br_ttney) September 7, 2026

Get coverage options that get you.

— State Farm (@StateFarm) August 20, 2026

Trinity should not be polishing his shoes

🚨 Madring had fewer overtakes (4) than Monaco (10)

Via Reddit user u/BuxtonEU pic.twitter.com/L8oUQPHZF2

— Daniel Valente 🏎️ (@F1GuyDan) September 13, 2026

(Worst race of the year, and there's been a lot of bad races)

@prevailactive 3 sets of 90 seconds 🤏🏽 Fit from prevailactive or link in b!o🤍 #abworkouts #coreworkout ♬ original sound - spedupsongs

@huneventsla

and btw the groom made all of these 😎 🦕⚒️

♬ Such Great Heights - The Postal Service

@tommybluestaff

Safe to say, we don’t get very far on these walks..

♬ original sound - Breadman

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