surf dracula… she was real all along…
— 🦇 (@libraryslut420) November 1, 2026
Excellent comment on this FT article about the Binance hack https://t.co/2lkDUTErDh https://t.co/re6RVXRh8K
— Matt Jones (@mttjon) November 1, 2026
every 9 minutes a new, increasingly disorienting detail about haley stevens drops. wdym her staff showed up to a clyburn event and she didn’t? wdym she sent obama to vm? wdym CLUB CHALAMET defended her? wdym a registered foreign agent is running her presser? am i hallucinating
— Zara Rahim (@ZaraRahim) November 1, 2026
This voter has a website with a contact and booking page. https://t.co/ZK9MqpvKMV
— Craig Mauger (@CraigDMauger) November 1, 2026
I accidentally did a DoorDash pickup order to a ghost kitchen in SOMA and it’s like another country. Nothing but e-“bikes” and people showing their order code to the automated iPad pickup system https://t.co/e8k6y422qW
— Milo Smith (@mil000) October 28, 2026
every single story of hers is so real and funny https://t.co/l5kKhsouEH
— ؘ (@sapphictini) October 9, 2026
Saw this on the shelf at Target and it’s like a portal to an utterly unknowable parallel world. As if i was peering into the dimension from Stalker
— Gaius (from Tribunate) (@gaius.bsky.social) October 15, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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this is what got him that Nobel Prize in literature https://t.co/HmHuqhUHts
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) October 22, 2026
Watching Elizabeth Holmes spend her final days before going to jail speed-running the creation of Theranos 2.0 kind of redeemed for me the idea that the Empire would just make a second Death Star.
— Justin Morissette 👊🏻 (@JustinMoris) November 1, 2026
Burbank is so funny because every street is like comic book shop, vintage clothing, adorable coffee house, record store, family owned bakery, GUN WORLD.
— Luke Barnett (@LukeBarnett) October 30, 2026
Not fact-checking thisHeads up to Sixers season ticket holders: you can't even give your tickets away now apparently from what my buddy and I were just told. That counts as a "transfer" and 10 of those and your tickets are revoked. This apparently includes donations to places like VetTix etc. This situation stinks.
— Ian Riccaboni (@ianriccaboni.com) November 1, 2026 at 8:00 AM
All of basic cable feels like what MAGA did to the Kennedy Center and national museumsWatching IFC in my hotel room because they always show my favorite indie films. If I had to pick one, I guess my favorite indie film is seven straight reruns of Night Court.
— Kliph Nesteroff (@classicshowbiz.bsky.social) September 19, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Found Castlevania Marble of Souls at a Round 1. I have no idea how any of this works.
— Kurt @ Hardcore Gaming 101 (@hg101.bsky.social) September 19, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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Only in Canada… pic.twitter.com/coTkMkeVwE
— Made In Canada (@MadelnCanada) September 20, 2026
Alas when my dog does this (instead of sitting against me), it means she's in distress in some wayThis dog was sitting next to me at the bar and then he just decided I was a safe person and he walked over on my lap. I’ve never been more happy lol https://t.co/t95JgZ9sea
— spicy mcmuffin 🫧 (@blackpansyx) October 28, 2026
@paigers629 Tucker would like to file a complaint. Dinner is late and he’s wasting away #onlypaws #rescuedogsoftiktok #pomchisoftiktok #daylightsavings #daylightsavingtime ♬ Funny - Gold-Tiger
@matzoandchallah Mini dog 🤝 mini pretzel #fyp #chihuahua ♬ original sound - balletscene
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