Tuesday, December 12, 2017

"Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself."

"We used predictive keyboards trained on all seven books to ghostwrite this spellbinding new Harry Potter chapter":

"Death Eaters are on top of the castle!" Ron bleated, quivering. Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done.