There's an anime about a non-magical himbo who dominates a Hogwarts-like school for magic with his incredible level of athleticism

This new preorder listing for a Harry Potter-esque S.H.Figuarts figure caught my eye enough to click through, and I was delighted to see the accessories included:

Cream puffs

2 Dumbbells

Iron wand    

I've now learned he's Mash Burnedead from the manga/anime Mashle. From the wiki:

He was abandoned when he was a child due to lacking a mark, meaning that he is unable to use magic. Regro Burnedead found him and raised him outside the big city, hiding Mash from society and teaching him self-defense. They lived a peaceful life together, until one day, when Mash goes to the city and a policeman discovers him. After that event, Brad Coleman notices that Mash doesn't have a mark and goes to Mash's house to find him. Once there, Brad hurts Regro and after an "intense" fight with Mash, they accord that Mash will go to the magic school in order to maintain their peaceful life. 

...

Muscles Magic (マスクルズ 魔法, Masukuruzu Mahō): Mash was born without a mark, so he cannot cast spells, instead, he uses muscle-based techniques to compensate for his lack of magic power

...

Iron Wand: Mash's "wand" is an extremely heavy rod. According to a wand shop owner, not in a thousand years has anyone with strength or Magic, been able to lift it. Mash is able to forcibly change the shape of his wand with his incredible strength. The wand is sturdy enough to withstand Mash's inhuman strength 

There's a full episode at Youtube that moves at a delightfully brisk pace, and answers the question, "How would a super jock deal with Quidditch, magical duels, and supernatural creatures?" Pretty much every moment is deserving of a screencap:

Various Mashle toys are available for preorder at the BBTS.

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My Free Game of the Week is Shotgun King: The Final Checkmate by @benjamin_soule_, @pentadrangle and @TRASEVOL_DOG - https://t.co/fqhmSUHji5 pic.twitter.com/MjKfH2eO2O

— Terry Cavanagh (@terrycavanagh) April 7, 2022

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Agreed to let my 5yo invent their own character class for a game of simplified DnD. It was a short game. pic.twitter.com/H3ZSQcYaFD

— zep.p8 (@lexaloffle) February 17, 2022

American kaiju; A good look at the animatronic Dementors; Lee Pace group cosplay

A new mural in Vali Asr Square in Tehran, highlighting the latest Gulf incident on the occasion of the Iranian annual day of “Resisting the Global Arrogance” pic.twitter.com/7Bp2XGm0dM

— Omer Carmi (@CarmiOmer) November 6, 2021

(Background.)

A Hufflepuff encounters Megatron at Universal; Concept for a Galaxy's Edge performer; A variant spotted in the park

@lovelybirdie25

I'm reposting this video cause its not getting the Hufflepuff love it deserves lol #fyp #megatron #hufflepuff #decepticon

♬ original sound - Alexis Byrdsong

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Disney builds most extravagant, detailed & immersive theme land ever (Galaxy's Edge)—gets loads of criticism. Disney builds cheapo, small land (Avengers Campus) but has characters showing up all the time doing cheesy fight scenes & saying automated catchphrases—people are AMAZED!

— Tyler Rogoway (@Aviation_Intel) July 13, 2021

@debbiewilsonn__

I found a variant in Avengers Campus! #loki #mcu #disneyplus #avengerscampus #marvel #avengers #disneyland

♬ Thor (Ragnarok) - Movie Magic And His Solid Gold Soundtracks

Here's how Kemba Walker describes Harry Potter

Taylor Rooks wrote about life in the NBA bubble:

Inside, we devised all kinds of ways to pass the time. Once, I played Heads Up! (the charades-like game where you hold your phone up to your forehead) with Kemba Walker of the Boston Celtics at the end of an interview. The answer on the screen was “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone,” and the clue he gave me was “They be flying on brooms and shit.”

MeUndies posted a lengthy apology for its new Harry Potter line and emphasized that the author of the books was involved as little as possible

The Harry Potter brand in 2020 = "it was never our intent to hurt or offend anyone"

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The Verge asked the lead singer of Evanescence if she had read the infamous Harry Potter fanfiction she inspired

Adi Robertson for The Verge:

If you mention the name “My Immortal,” you may mean one of two things. The first is the 2003 hit song from rock band Evanescence. The second is a Harry Potter fanfic so transcendentally, mysteriously bad that it’s transfixed the internet for years.

The fanfic My Immortal is about a time-traveling mall-goth teenage vampire wizard (named “Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way”) who is obsessed with Evanescence and a variety of goth-inflected rock bands. She’s supposed to look like Amy Lee, Evanescence’s lead vocalist, pianist, and songwriter. And to this day, nobody is sure who wrote the story or whether they were serious.

...

Which brings me to my next question: had you ever heard of My Immortal?

I think for quite a while I was just unaware of it. And then my cynical, Reddit-loving younger sister who’s also an English teacher, somewhere during the holiday every year when the family’s all together, it’ll come up for some reason. And she’s like, “Wait — you still haven’t read My Immortal?” And I’m like, “No, what do you mean?” She’s like, “You have to. Okay, hold on. Let me read you an excerpt.” And then she’ll pull up her phone and read some awesome paragraph from the craziest, funniest thing ever that makes no sense.

It’s one of her favorite things that she thinks is the most hilarious thing in the world, and I still just kept not reading it. It’s been kind of this ongoing joke with us. And then I got a call a few days ago that you wanted to talk about it, so I was like, “Oh, crap. I have to read a little bit of it.”

I read I think not quite half of it, but it did have me in tears. I was laughing really, really hard at one point, just because of the nonsense. And then I started asking myself, is this real? I can’t quite tell. I’m totally undecided. Is it sincere? I feel like it started maybe as sincere, but they got in on it and started playing it up for the haters. I can’t tell! What do you think?

It would have to be so elaborate, but there are a bunch of cases that really make it seem like this person knows much, much more than the character they’re putting on.

I noticed a misspelling that was like, instead of triumphantly, it was “triumelephantly.” And I was like, come on, you don’t think “elephant” is inside “triumphant.” There’s no way.

Decorate a room to look like Hogwarts's portrait covered stone walls

DIY ホグワーツルーム！🕯

どうやって作ったのかスレッドにして書いていきます！見てみてくださいね

Build you own Hogwarts inspired room!
This is a short step by step guide to make your home a little more magical !
🎆#harrypotter #diy #craft #homedecor #interior pic.twitter.com/cGgQthCtgk

— Emil (@HikariEmiru) May 22, 2020

壁のパーツはスタイルフォーム！
石のように見えるために、掘って石膏を塗って、表面を荒く削りました。

The wall plates are made in styrofoam sheets but to resemble stone. A Thin later of plaster is added and sanded to give a good stone structure! pic.twitter.com/vXfPY8Hc9g

— Emil (@HikariEmiru) May 22, 2020

全部の壁のパーツ同士は石膏でくっ付けたので繋がって、壁に見えます。

薄い絵の具でエイジング。
この工程はすこし雑なくらいがいい感じになるかなと思ってザッとやりました。

ちなみに壁はボンドで貼り付けてます

Then all the wall sheets are plastered together and aged with various washes! pic.twitter.com/ZF7Zrr2s3F

— Emil (@HikariEmiru) May 22, 2020

このアーチのように、細かな装飾を付けたら奥行きもできて、古いゴシックなお城のように見えていい感じになりました🥰

Various details sculpted in foam with a coat of plaster ! These arches really gives a good gothic castle feeling ! pic.twitter.com/Eusp6S3n1l

— Emil (@HikariEmiru) May 22, 2020

本物のホグワーツの先生たちや有名な魔法使いの絵をプリントして、上からクリアラッカーを塗って油絵風にしました。

古い額縁に入れて、完成💓💓💓

Then I printed some of the original Hogwarts portraits in poster size on thick paper and painted with a clear lacker in vintage frames ! pic.twitter.com/9Y4vqTiir7

— Emil (@HikariEmiru) May 22, 2020

Hermione fanart

My squad! #SixFanarts (shoutout to @mcapriglioneart for starting the challenge and creating the template!) pic.twitter.com/Elvb2CK7Kb

— Vashti Harrison (@VashtiHarrison) April 5, 2020

Ten funny tweets

My Aunts at a wedding vs. My uncles at a wedding pic.twitter.com/MXnhUjnXcy

— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) February 16, 2020

Star Trek is really, truly back. pic.twitter.com/15dDuukiUZ

— Brandon Bird (@Brandon_Bird) February 13, 2020

I never understood why potions class was so hard in Harry Potter until I realized all their food was made by slaves or magic so no one in the wizard world knows how to cook

— alexis nedd (@alexisthenedd) February 17, 2020

From babies to All-Stars 👶⭐️ pic.twitter.com/0XLXt2RB7y

— ESPN (@espn) February 16, 2020

Hard endorse. We once worked with three Julians on a BBC digital project. https://t.co/5h47W6XSRB

— Adrian Hon (@adrianhon) February 17, 2020

Do you think future generations will look back on post-escape room photos the same way we look at victorian era staged photos of dead relatives? #ProofOfLife pic.twitter.com/dxERQW05Nr

— IKantKoan (Jessica Creane) 🔜 Dreamation (@IKantKoan) January 12, 2020

You can draw a straight and direct line between the People’s Elbow as a sellable finishing move (literally just an elbow drop! But with such flash and building and cootping of populist terminology) and the rise of Trumpism

— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) February 16, 2020

My brother just said that sometimes when he’s stoned n he’s bored him and his pals sit outside b&q and watch people try fit massive things into their wee cars Hahahahahahah

— hopey (@__hopealexander) February 15, 2020

Whenever our dog finishes eating, she whines until my wife or me burps her. This happens every day pic.twitter.com/wPHUTAijKN

— Jamison Webb (@jamisonwebb) February 12, 2020

enjoy this video of my cat’s 6th attempt to jump on the counter. pic.twitter.com/D1nnhVMG09

— great value sophie turner (@savannah_moon_) September 28, 2019

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Ten funny tweets

just asked my mom if this new pair of mom jeans i got look good and she goes “no. but they seem like they would be popular in your community” my WHAT

— clem (@lividgoth) January 7, 2020

in Year 7 sex education our teacher made us write down all the “naughty” words we knew, so he could read them out and prove they weren’t funny. To this day the image of a 60 year old man solemnly reading “boobies, anus, hand job” is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

— ruby🦎 (@roobeekeane) January 10, 2020

I'm sure I saw someone suggest that the sequel should be Daniel Craig as the same but then all the other actors playing new characters and I'd watch film after film of that.

— Orbette (@orbette) January 10, 2020

I just innocently told my wife that for the past 8 years I’ve thought it was okay to put bobbles and hair pins in the bin if they’re just left lying around.

Holy shit. What a moment.

— Pete Otway (@PeteOtway) January 10, 2020

when i have a bad day i watch this video of domhnall gleeson accepting an award fo his dad then it becomes good pic.twitter.com/0QpsyZ9mdj

— hind (@r1zahmed) January 9, 2020

slytherin: looks like we’re gonna win the the house cup :)

dumbledore: would be a real fucken shame if i gave 8 billion points to gryffindor for harry making his bed

slytherin: but-

dumbledore: A REAL SHAME

— not brendan (@crocodilethumbs) January 10, 2020

Whenever someone dies and I don’t want them to be dead I tell myself they’re in the mountains training with Brandon Lee.

— Greg van Eekhout (@gregvaneekhout) January 11, 2020

As a bat biologist I just wanna give a shout out to bats, who for years we've been saying are super-sophisticated at dodging one another and flying in synchrony. Now that we've used high speed cameras on them, turns out they crash into each other all the time. Bats are cool.

— Dave Hemprich-Bennett (@hammerheadbat) August 21, 2019

pic.twitter.com/kUfDn4x0Dh

— cute n squishy (@_Cute_n_Squish) January 8, 2020

猫改札 pic.twitter.com/Y8GauZCVex

— もふねこ同好会 (@mofnekoclub) January 10, 2020

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Ten funny tweets

This is better than both Jurassic World movies. 😁😁pic.twitter.com/dZC0Kuwyek

— Figen.. (@TheFigen) January 3, 2020

"Not even to dinner with the Kushners?" I SCREAMED!!! #ProjectRunway pic.twitter.com/UWf4FaMxfB

— Luke (@TweetsByLuke) January 3, 2020

The cyber war has begun with an attack on our critical infrastructure... https://t.co/vcakHFxn3l

— Chris Cristi (@abc7chriscristi) January 5, 2020

A woman on tv just introduced her partner as her "first husband Chris" and I don't know what to with that

— Lola Migas (@lolamigas) January 1, 2020

The Forklift Operator meme page hit maximum wholesomeness today when a 66 year old retired operator joined. pic.twitter.com/l8gF1PHhch

— David Gómez Trujillo 💀 (@DGomezTruj) January 4, 2020

Cassie’s ability to end this Airbnb review on any sort of positive note is a feat. pic.twitter.com/Bgv0FMk7yz

— Petey (@Peteyville) September 12, 2019

lol, no he wasn't, I made it up in the post above and several media outlets and pundits fell for it, believing it to be true pic.twitter.com/8PsnSQ7fua

— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) January 3, 2020

Me when I finally meet my twitter friends on the trenches of World War III pic.twitter.com/StXc3WEVJp

— Bas Dost 🤙🏻🇲🇽🇨🇦 (@BallonDost) January 3, 2020

ron weasley: i have to use old books

harry potter: wow

ron: and torn up shitty clothes

harry: yuck lol

ron: would be crazy if my best friend had a vault full of gold and could maybe help me out a little

harry: ya lmao that would be crazy

— randy (@leakypod) January 3, 2020

Doctor Doom and Buttercup are wearing the same outfit with different accessories pic.twitter.com/DZd1xvK9M9

— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) January 30, 2019

It’s bring your dog to workout day. pic.twitter.com/lMKyoRQihu

— jamie (@gnuman1979) January 3, 2020

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Ten funny tweets

Love this pic.twitter.com/h4gkoxa7w7

— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) January 1, 2020

This is about to be the first meme of the decade pic.twitter.com/Qgv5CcOuch

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) January 1, 2020

Parrot dance pic.twitter.com/slqgSebYTi

— 41 Strange (@41Strange) January 1, 2020

🥜🚿 pic.twitter.com/ehj9nyzFgL

— C. Spencer Yeh (@cspenceryeh) March 11, 2018

This is literally what Spider-Man had to defeat in his last movie https://t.co/xg0OHTESvO

— Dermot Ward 2020 (@chizmund) January 1, 2020

I cannot stand how impolitely my kids sometime speak to Alexa.

(Sorry for all the mom tweets but I’m on “vacation.”)

— katie rosman (@katierosman) December 31, 2019

I'd say roughly 35% of the media I've ever ingested has a part where someone has to take out a shield generator. I hope that I get the opportunity to take out a shield generator sometime in real life so it will all feel worth it.

— Jordan_Morris (@Jordan_Morris) December 31, 2019

Love seeing people on first dates. This couple is getting along so well. The woman just got up to go to the restroom and did the slow cinematic trot and dude was staring and smiling so hard. He's wearing a kangol, so he's obviously emotionally disturbed, but you love to see it.

— Zito (@_Zeets) January 3, 2020

little emma watson mouthing daniel’s and rupert’s lines.... she really is hermione granger. pic.twitter.com/sLeLSTspsR

— 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 (@gayrauder) January 1, 2020

I’m sleeping with you. pic.twitter.com/3Cb7iLw3rE

— Dogs are the best people (@_TheBestDogs) January 2, 2020

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White girls realizing they all dress the samepic.twitter.com/oVVCLIgKei

— Cryptic (@CrypticNoOne) December 18, 2019

.@NYTStyles having the only holiday party with the courage to tell the truth pic.twitter.com/GkigluDOfG

— Taffy Brodesser-Akner (@taffyakner) December 18, 2019

I've actually been rewatching Harry Potter and it is never explicitly stated but Harry must be the dumbest kid in his class. He only knows about 7 spells and 5 of them do the same thing.

— Xan Boleyn (@PrettyBadLefty) December 19, 2019

pic.twitter.com/kmQruiodQd

— Real House Wife Guy (@LonestarTallBoi) December 18, 2019

I’m going to start responding to “Why are you single?” with “Why did your partner settle?”

Same energy.

— Octavia Butler knew... (@NotNikyatu) December 20, 2019

Who is this flavour and marketing campaign for pic.twitter.com/USPslZrf6g

— Kate Beaton (@beatonna) December 20, 2019

the year is 2021. class war rages across America. a brave resistance of rebel billionaires is operating from within an underground network of wine caves

— Amanda Hess (@amandahess) December 20, 2019

Mayor Pete can’t be that well read because anybody who’s read Poe knows better than to go into anybody’s wine cave.

— Austin Gilkeson (@osutein) December 20, 2019

Ten raccoons managed to get stuck inside a Toronto porch - 📹 Gates Wildlife Control https://t.co/Or3IcFDnu3 #Toronto #Raccoon #Raccoons pic.twitter.com/72hgzktCer

— blogTO (@blogTO) December 20, 2019

First day at work and no one will play with you.... pic.twitter.com/zyfdgXGAj4

— Dogs are the best people (@_TheBestDogs) December 19, 2019

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Ten funny tweets

EMMA WATSON WAS ACTUALLY WRITING DURING THE SCENES WHERE SHE HAD TO USE A QUILL AND ITS THE CUTEST THING pic.twitter.com/gdF0bjcawX

— carter (@carterhambley) November 25, 2019

Lookout flight to CES. This is gonna be me. pic.twitter.com/4j31sbicUd

— Lance Ulanoff (@LanceUlanoff) November 27, 2019

The perfect jump pic.twitter.com/Ii1ynvTlzq

— Ducks (@Duck_page) November 25, 2019

I used to think HK English names were pure vanilla compared to what I encountered in the Mainland.

Then Chocotaco Chow happened. Now Lucifer. https://t.co/i9IGQNizu9

— dr. trey (@Comparativist) November 26, 2019

i've always thought the 'we're living in a simulation thing is stupid' but isis dog gendergate is bringing me around

— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) November 26, 2019

HOLLERING. Dawg I really hope my wife this good with the kids because I am going to be running through the house HOLLERING LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO pic.twitter.com/6CA0yhIY3M

— Father Dyke (@LegendLesbian) November 28, 2019

this is the closest i've been to finally replacing my twitter banner image pic.twitter.com/xnVG1t8lEt

— Gene Park (@GenePark) November 26, 2019

Not to be lost in the wake of the Papa John interview: he is wearing a shirt that says Jeff Baseball pic.twitter.com/S0FX1yT94X

— Dan Clyne (@danCLYNE) November 26, 2019

Obsessed with this botched Elsa dress reveal pic.twitter.com/EfnV1hMJds

— Joe (@JoePassmore) November 25, 2019

I told my lil cousin save my seat at church i come back an see this shit🤦🏽‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/sXP9nKyecT

— Pre K ❄️ (@stayfrea_) November 25, 2019

When the dog said “😛” i felt that pic.twitter.com/EH2L2sdynr

— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) November 27, 2019

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Ten funny tweets

I made life-size AirPod stickers and stuck them on the ground, all over the city 🤡 pic.twitter.com/hIrZD0wfom

— Pablo Rochat (@PabloRochat) November 17, 2019

If anyone wants to print their own 2d AirPods here is a free template ( AirPod Pros included 👍) https://t.co/iTrKMgDM2o

— Pablo Rochat (@PabloRochat) November 18, 2019

me: sorry but i just can’t sugarcoat this

my boss at Kellogg:’s: you’re fired

— KattsDogma (@KattsDogma) November 4, 2019

These girls got into an accident, flipped their car, and still managed to get a TikTok up pic.twitter.com/MPxnOFgBhW

— zane (@zane) November 20, 2019

mtv should do a show where they have a young woman read 3 of the horniest messages from guys in her DMs in front of the 3 men’s moms and the moms have to guess which one was their son. (a screenshot of the DM will be projected as well so the moms can use their grammar as a clue)

— Sam Cahn (@therunnersam) September 30, 2019

The Texans LBs... pic.twitter.com/Va2YHMRg1W

— Vikings Blogger (@firstandskol) November 21, 2019

it’s overly reductive and glib to just say ‘all the Potterverse houses are bad’, so I made this helpful shitp… uh, Hanlon’s Razor-themed alignment chart. pic.twitter.com/rgy8OaYUYW

— Bennett (@bfod) November 17, 2019

I mean.. pic.twitter.com/hUSkw518sp

— Kiersten Essenpreis (@K_Essenpreis) November 20, 2019

oh my god pic.twitter.com/YmHNA3s8oV

— Andy Baio (@waxpancake) November 20, 2019

lol pic.twitter.com/b18ny88KZR

— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) November 18, 2019

Just thinking about the time I talked mad shit about good ol Jimmy Patterson on here and he responded with humility and good humor, as a millionaire author searching out mentions of their own name should pic.twitter.com/KR0MQWvqE0

— Rachel McCarthy James (@rmccarthyjames) November 14, 2019

i saw this video of a dog petting a baby kitten & thought twitter deserved to see it pic.twitter.com/HDvtKuLlGt

— keat🧜🏽‍♂️ (@keatxngrant) November 18, 2019

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Ten funny tweets

CBS NFL Today Intro from 1977. Virtually every clip is a penalty in 2019 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/NIQord9rWz

— Chad Wilson (@GridironStuds) November 1, 2019

Here’s something I’ve often wondered about the dæmons in #HisDarkMaterials: do you have to be aware of an animal for that to be the shape your dæmon chooses? Did someone in medieval Europe wake up one day with a kangaroo for a dæmon and wonder what the hell it was?

— Robert Perry (Pez) (@pez_sez) November 10, 2019

why does harry potter need glasses. there’s no spell to fix his eyes? I don’t care btw

— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) November 9, 2019

I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal

— Josh (@LoserCrew) September 10, 2018

If you're gonna do a gender reveal party, don't play coy with colored smoke or whatever. When you blow up that cake, I expect to see a giant sign saying "IT'S A PENIS!" Showers of dicks raining down like confetti. You invited us here to celebrate genitals, Karen. You wanted this.

— James L. Sutter (@jameslsutter) November 9, 2019

Our kid’s gender reveal was pretty straightforward. We brought our guests into the backyard, paraded them around, and eventually someone stepped on the landmine full of BLUE (!!) shrapnel.

— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) November 10, 2019

if you wish to “reveal” the “gender,“ you must pay a terrible price. some may die. cities may burn. many find it difficult to live with themselves thereafter

— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) November 9, 2019

My boyfriend insisted we get huskies because he genuinely wanted to get into skijoring. We now have two of the world's laziest dogs who would rather snooze on the couch than run 100 feet. Here he is carrying one after she got too tired from walking. pic.twitter.com/2ZRyCIg4r0

— Jessie Whitaker (@MH_Collider) November 11, 2019

Cowboys announced the cat as a starter tonight 😂

(via @dallascowboys)pic.twitter.com/EltsACQMG8

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) November 11, 2019

omg capybara agility training 😫 what a sweet good babyyy 😖 pic.twitter.com/OIyAhOsecY

— The Prof (@PhD_femme) November 10, 2019

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NFL player JuJu Smith-Schuster befriended a boy in Fortnite; Harry Potter mod for GTA; The Oldest House

This kid couldn’t believe @TeamJuJu is his new friend 🤣 pic.twitter.com/c1XZAAe79L

— B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) September 20, 2019

Holy shit. I saw this on Reddit - the Harry Potter mod for GTA V is here to wreck your childhood pic.twitter.com/OW8go5x8M8

— stephanie tinsley (@AgentTinsley) September 19, 2019

Literally the first mission, LITERALLY the first time we went bounty hunting and we said "We're going to go in quietly and try to take this bounty alive", you and Hayseed trample the bounty's entire camp and you're like "Sorry, I had a Daily Challenge to trample someone"

— Matt (@mattprestwich) September 12, 2019

in 2012 i took part in an @Diablo #MSPaint contest - i won, which really suprised me - because of my attitude. i just rediscovered the main prize, which i never redeemed. a https://t.co/VYn565sDbz Key for the "Digital Diablo 3 Collectors Edition": (1/2) pic.twitter.com/3vsQVGcfDT

— Kopfstoff (@KOPF_STOFF) September 18, 2019

My original concept for the Oldest House entrance. Aiming for that Roche/Saarinen 60s office vibe. Little known fact I also designed the beer brand in the shot ( maybe I’ll post a pic of that later )... #ControlRemedy pic.twitter.com/26eptjGVtP

— Stuart Macdonald (@StuartMacArt) September 18, 2019

A closer look at Ubisoft Montpellier's all new studio!

Check out who's hiding in the jungle too 👀 #LifeAtUbi pic.twitter.com/jHhK9rQvTb

— Life at Ubisoft (@LifeatUbisoft) September 18, 2019

Classroom decorated like Hogwarts

Welcome to Hogwarts ⚡ (aka my classroom lol) pic.twitter.com/txZPBU7KCQ

— Staci Lamb (@EngagingStaci) August 31, 2019

This is my room before. I'd like to reiterate that I'm in a PUBLIC school 🍎❤ pic.twitter.com/QODs3tCD85

— Staci Lamb (@EngagingStaci) September 2, 2019

Meanwhile:

Nashville Catholic School bans Harry Potter at its library.

“The curses and spells used in the books are actual curses and spells; which when read by a human being risk conjuring evil spirits into the presence of the person reading the text," per email. https://t.co/R1U35v9aRG

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 2, 2019

*Previously: "Disneyland meets Hogwarts at $700-million USC Village"