"Inspector Pancakes Helps the President of France (Solve the White Orchid Murders)" is an exciting new children's book which should absolutely not be read by children! Or most adults, for that matter.
Luckily, it is a scientific fact children cannot read small print! The large print story is for the kids, the small print is a hardboiled noir thriller for YOU!
Written by Karla Pacheco and beautifully illustrated by Maren Marmulla, this 18 page atrocity follows the adventures of an adorable dog helping the President of France solve a series of horrific murders. At least it does if you're an adult. If you're reading this to a child you'll be learning terribly inaccurate things about France while a dog in a hat looks for a croissant.