the end of this kids book ends on the most riveting cliffhanger I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/EqCG7oCMns— extra fabulous comics (@extrafabulous) April 18, 2018
Been thinking about this guy all day. He knows the tux can’t hide the fact that this spokescat job is beneath him. pic.twitter.com/EF9YbUm7e8— Levi Stahl (@levistahl) April 17, 2018
“When you need it bent, it is an iron rod, unyielding and firm.— Donut Dad (@DayOldDonuts) April 16, 2018
When you need it straight, it bends like a writhing, wriggling worm.”
Bilbo thought for a moment. “A baby’s leg when you’re changing their clothes,” he said.
Gollum hissed, for that, of course, was the answer.
We shouldn't joke about a man who threatened a woman in front of her infant child with his hot face and hot, sexy gorgeous eyes and hot chiseled jawline.— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) April 17, 2018
describing myself to a date pic.twitter.com/InWrGqKbIy— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) April 18, 2018
she died as she lived—owning jeb https://t.co/43APfudnIf— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) April 18, 2018
On This Day In History: Cackling Trump Reveals To Dinner Guests They’ve All Just Eaten Single Piece Of His Tax Returns https://t.co/elTpwSuPFM pic.twitter.com/y4qYCgMfpc— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 18, 2018
The last word on Morrissey. pic.twitter.com/70tDp4Utjr— Ashley Clark (@_Ash_Clark) April 17, 2018
Tfw u have been going to an evangelical school for 12 years but are also horny pic.twitter.com/GO1JhIJIt4— Jia Tolentino (@jiatolentino) April 18, 2018
Michael Cohen went to a law school that, in its current form, is considered the worst in the country. https://t.co/gfAF2MgwFo— Dan Zak (@MrDanZak) April 18, 2018
HBO: Todd, we would love to bring you on as a writer for Westworld season 2. Do you have ideas for new parks?— Todd VanDerWerff (@tvoti) April 18, 2018
Todd: Of course! So picture it: The opulence of the Vatican. The hedonism of unchecked power. And at the center of it all: the pope. But this pope? He’s young.