Freshly squeezed and ready to see @orangecassidy tonight on @AEWonTNT Dynamite in Huntsville. pic.twitter.com/juJh3AWmbx— Jerry Dupre (@JerryDupre) February 5, 2020
my favourite tv moment was when i got voted off the weakest link, and host cornelia frances said "i understand you like golf. well your teammates have decided your game was below par" to which i said 'that's a good thing" and they had to do a retake and change the script for her— elliot g (@ElliotG78) February 7, 2020
when you think about it.... a juul is just a usb stick that infects your body with malware— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) February 6, 2020
The DNC establishment has prepared 49 more unique devilish twists for Bernie, one for each state. There's gonna be an underwater state, a spikey pit state, a state where Shadow Bernie chases him,— oswald (@OswaldHurlem) February 6, 2020
"We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy" https://t.co/mUmt3Mb38n— Pinboard (@Pinboard) February 6, 2020
love the sound cats make when u touch them when theyre not expecting it. you know the one i mean. the activation noise— GOING CRINGEDARK (@shellkind) February 3, 2020
A guy who lives on my street rang my doorbell and said, “Are you the lesbian who saves the cats?” And I said, “Yes. That’s exactly who I am. Let me get my coat.”— Heather Hogan (@theheatherhogan) February 5, 2020
Conversation #1:— Gabrielle Blair (@designmom) February 5, 2020
Man: Hey God, I just want you to know I am committed to protecting my family at all costs.
God: Gosh, that’s great to hear.
One of the main things I need you to do to protect your family is laundry. Tons of laundry. You know kids...
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And from then on, you just need to spend another ten years asking them to wash their hands multiple times a day — before school, after school, before meals, after potty breaks, etc.. Cool?— Gabrielle Blair (@designmom) February 5, 2020
Man: Well. Um.
Is there an assignment that’s more related to guns?
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When you're 7 feet tall, sometimes your hair stylist needs to come up with creative ways to cut your hair. Amazing work, Mira Chai Hyde! #behindthescenes #premiere pic.twitter.com/lRyt2D4Vqi— Joonas Suotamo (@JoonasSuotamo) February 7, 2020
Y’all ever saw a owl run pic.twitter.com/RDAjAeCvZl— 🏁 (@NewYorkNeek) February 7, 2020
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