Freshly squeezed and ready to see @orangecassidy tonight on @AEWonTNT Dynamite in Huntsville. pic.twitter.com/juJh3AWmbx— Jerry Dupre (@JerryDupre) February 5, 2020
my favourite tv moment was when i got voted off the weakest link, and host cornelia frances said "i understand you like golf. well your teammates have decided your game was below par" to which i said 'that's a good thing" and they had to do a retake and change the script for her— elliot g (@ElliotG78) February 7, 2020
when you think about it.... a juul is just a usb stick that infects your body with malware— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) February 6, 2020
The DNC establishment has prepared 49 more unique devilish twists for Bernie, one for each state. There's gonna be an underwater state, a spikey pit state, a state where Shadow Bernie chases him,— oswald (@OswaldHurlem) February 6, 2020
"We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy" https://t.co/mUmt3Mb38n— Pinboard (@Pinboard) February 6, 2020
love the sound cats make when u touch them when theyre not expecting it. you know the one i mean. the activation noise— GOING CRINGEDARK (@shellkind) February 3, 2020
A guy who lives on my street rang my doorbell and said, “Are you the lesbian who saves the cats?” And I said, “Yes. That’s exactly who I am. Let me get my coat.”— Heather Hogan (@theheatherhogan) February 5, 2020
Conversation #1:— Gabrielle Blair (@designmom) February 5, 2020
Man: Hey God, I just want you to know I am committed to protecting my family at all costs.
God: Gosh, that’s great to hear.
One of the main things I need you to do to protect your family is laundry. Tons of laundry. You know kids...
And from then on, you just need to spend another ten years asking them to wash their hands multiple times a day — before school, after school, before meals, after potty breaks, etc.. Cool?— Gabrielle Blair (@designmom) February 5, 2020
Man: Well. Um.
Is there an assignment that’s more related to guns?
When you're 7 feet tall, sometimes your hair stylist needs to come up with creative ways to cut your hair. Amazing work, Mira Chai Hyde! #behindthescenes #premiere pic.twitter.com/lRyt2D4Vqi— Joonas Suotamo (@JoonasSuotamo) February 7, 2020
Y’all ever saw a owl run pic.twitter.com/RDAjAeCvZl— 🏁 (@NewYorkNeek) February 7, 2020
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