The hardest I’ve ever been owned in my life was when I was 21 in Barnes & Noble and a teenager asked me where the manga section was. I told them but also said “I don’t work here.”— Kayla Ancrum (@KaylaAncrum) February 18, 2020
They looked me dead in the eye and said “I know. You just looked like someone who would know.”
It’s like in Ghosbusters when the containment unit is busted open and all the ghouls fly back out into the world.— heal the sick / tax the rich (@agoraphobevidal) February 18, 2020
Kawhi Leonard sees that there is a Gatorade bottle on his interview table.— Farbod Esnaashari (@Farbod_E) February 18, 2020
Immediately after: Removes bottle off table, and says "Not sponsored by Gatorade." pic.twitter.com/ulYoAXtm6T
i can't stop laughing at this pic.twitter.com/xvvVj9i332— Cassie M. (@cassmarketos) February 17, 2020
I heard it as: "War God Of Israel", and the slimmer sequel, "The Thing With Three Souls". Ace did this more recently, too. ("Singularity Sky" was originally "Festival of Fools". "The Laundry Files" wasn't my chosen series title, either—my editor wanted to riff off Jim Butcher.) https://t.co/FKYZZY4GUj— Charlie Stross (@cstross) February 18, 2020
Just as I’ve always feared. pic.twitter.com/gZDSbqcTgB— William Gibson (@GreatDismal) February 18, 2020
where was this video in my childhood i could have avoided so many nightmares about quicksand pic.twitter.com/Akv0XuikqE— Julia Wilde (@Julia_SCI) February 18, 2020
billie eilish, carly rae jepsen, and miley cyrus should form a pop group called billie rae cyrus— ___ (@RileyRedRose) February 16, 2020
Because every timeline needs more baby goats. pic.twitter.com/9QZC2yLvp0— Nature & Animals 🌴 (@AnimalsWorId) February 15, 2020
Wait for mom... pic.twitter.com/BK5juZ3aIa— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) February 16, 2020
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