Anyways, you become the most popular kid in school and start dating the daughter of the evil school principal just to make him mad, etc— Buzz Aldrin whipping his dick out on the moon (@catiemonster) February 26, 2020
New kid finds friends from the wrong side of the (worm)tracks and together they stand up to the school bully, who is the nephew of dads business rival. Then pulls his gf up on stage after being elected prom king.— Tom (@a20261) February 26, 2020
Except the Dad’s new job was drug refiner— Ali Jamieson (@alijamieson) February 26, 2020
“Tell me of the shopping malls of your hometown, Usul.”— Steak-umm Heiress (@Chri7er) February 26, 2020
Didn’t David Lynch choose Dune over an offer to direct Fast Times at Ridgemont High?— JC-H nee Beth (@Manokijones) February 26, 2020
*More fan theories.
