my baby so spoiled , it’s ridiculous. she’s sitting outside with her legs crossed while her grandparents put up her trampoline. pic.twitter.com/EdzBVrZubE
— jackson. (@dabriiway) March 28, 2021
I once saw someone say Elon Musk is a megachurch pastor for techbros https://t.co/txlPFK7zyx
— Ms. Charlotte (@charlotteirene8) April 10, 2021
Tag yourself, I'm TOTAL EXERTION (DEATH) https://t.co/ERysz18THK
— Tony Stark (@Iron_Man_Actual) March 29, 2021
Me: I need to go to the doctor. How much will that cost?
— Brittany Van Horne (@_brittanyv) March 30, 2021
My insurance: If it's a doctor that you seek to see, answer my here riddles three / Go to the wrong one and in debt you'll be / But which one is right? You won't hear from me
A friend just shared a line from a student paper, "Despite being made in the late 1900s, many of the themes of The Matrix are still relevant today" and I can literally feel my body decaying in the grave.
— El Sandifer, Rationality Expert to the Stars (@ElSandifer) April 4, 2021
Learning the story request that'd always distract a teacher was like learning an enemy's elemental weakness
— Kim Sokol (@kimsokol) April 4, 2021
Hummingbird is Relaxing after drinking a lot of flower nectar pic.twitter.com/gg6ZDyVqDv
— My Beautiful Destination (@MyBeauDes) April 2, 2021
This Canadian man being menaced by a goose is the only reason I’m still on TikTok. pic.twitter.com/xQ0fP2sMdq
— This Machine Kills Fascists (@RoyalHoeliness) April 3, 2021
Stop what youre doing.
— Gina Guillotine (@nintendo6664) April 3, 2021
Bears at picnic tables. pic.twitter.com/c0jwu1skQF
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