In elementary school my team lost unfairly in a game of dodgeball because the other side hit our last man standing in the head and I challenged it and our PE teacher said “In a year you won’t remember this game” and I said “What’s the date?” and he said “April 11th.” Here we are.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) April 12, 2021
Make a movie about the TA who had to teach 90% of Indiana Jones’ classes.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) April 12, 2021
Familia, hoy se cena KFC. pic.twitter.com/sCj6bqOzCY
— KFC (@KFC_ES) February 16, 2021
A Rube: I hear NFTs are great because they allow starving artists to make a bit of money for once
— Al Kennedy (@housetoastonish) April 12, 2021
A Carny: https://t.co/EZgOfKqRYD
I stg this man is my soulmate pic.twitter.com/qEOxnpm2IR
— luz (@chvpulina) April 9, 2021
Give yourself the gift of watching this comforting video.
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) April 13, 2021
Wine (WEE-NAY) is a 4-year-old palm oil orphan. She has been working diligently to become friends with a macaque monkey and her hard work has finally paid off.
This is not in a zoo, it's in the wild. pic.twitter.com/aovh1I6ekP
Whenever I mess up an experiment I just think of what a pigeon considers a successful nest pic.twitter.com/dgUNQeDINK
— Nick Chiappini 🏳️🌈⚗️ (@ndchiappini) April 12, 2021
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