only murders pic.twitter.com/UyeZuJTbVm— Pat Lewis (@patlewis) June 29, 2022
Remarkable, ghastly Wikipedia page. History rhymes.
4 years ago, Washpost columnist @kathleenparker wrote a piece titled “Calm down. Roe v. Wade isn’t going anywhere.”— Bill Grueskin (@BGrueskin) June 30, 2022
What could be worse than that column? The excuse she gave to @ErikWemple https://t.co/G9S2klSnbc pic.twitter.com/MThAajZbkN
CBS on the shortage.
quick how much does it cost to fly a surveillance helicopter around Baltimore https://t.co/BXibaWdv7Y— brandon soderberg (@notrivia) July 1, 2022
(Respect all picket lines (and support me if you see a solid deal).)
*WALKOUT ALERT* @WiredUnion members are prepared to walk out for Prime Day on July 12 and 13th unless @CondeNast agrees to a fair contract. And we need our supporters to stand with us 🔥🧵 https://t.co/LviOGjqmrG pic.twitter.com/eJ3jymTbIv— WIRED Union (@wiredunion) June 30, 2022
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) July 1, 2022
Bobby gets his 12th installment of $1,193,248.20 today.
The Mets have so far paid him $14,318,978.40 for him to NOT PLAY the 2000 season.
There is 13 years and $15,512,221.60 left.
There have been no discussions to buy him out early.
Knick fans will look back in this day 3 years from now and be grateful.— Mr. Swift (@ELGINDOTCOM) June 30, 2019
The host just took a caller who was sick of it. After a it of banter, she asked what they wanted to hear, caller said "I dunno, anything other than—" and then they cut her off and launched directly into Killing In The Name again https://t.co/TJ4FBNbYxm— Aiun, 🔜 (@KivrinAiun) June 30, 2022
A massive, hourlong 60-person brawl broke out on a Carnival Cruise after one person’s significant other found out about an alleged threesome https://t.co/u1b9MoQzAY— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) June 30, 2022
hey sorry if I seem tired they did like fifty years worth of bad stuff in a week and I'm also dealing with a lot of targeted Barbie Movie content— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) June 30, 2022
The Xbox Series X is looking a little different after a bit of love and thunder.— Xbox (@Xbox) July 1, 2022
Follow @Xbox and RT with #ThorLoveandThunderXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win this epic Mjolnir-themed Series X. Best of luck!
Ages 18+. Ends 7/21/22. Full rules here: https://t.co/1KilI1KnGy pic.twitter.com/P2pOltFEQG
Tag yourself pic.twitter.com/lmm9aXdTOa— lasagne del rey (@GrrlGhost) June 22, 2022
They put me in charge of organizing a party for my coworkers so I said I rented a nice rooftop bar for dinner/drinks. What I didn’t say is that I also hired 1 mime and 1 Austin Powers impersonator to show up an hour in pic.twitter.com/j8mToOIySn— Michal (@Miexriir) June 29, 2022
6 DEX 20 STR pic.twitter.com/81TABxRjjX— femb✦t (@__femb0t) June 27, 2022
Love the deli paper on the doctor’s table. Mmm I’m a sick little sandwich— 👩🏻🚀 (@lanyardigan) June 20, 2022
Watched the Bourne Ultimatum on the plane yesterday, dope movie, from now on whenever I order Domino's and use the Domino's pizza tracker app to track my pizza I'm going to imagine I've "activated the asset" and I'm getting real time updates on an assassination.— Will 🦥 Menaker (@willmenaker) June 22, 2022
Dude WHAT— Emily in Ordinary Time (@EmilyKath319) May 14, 2022
Italians are really something else pic.twitter.com/8y5zsxNejv
They like salt 🤷🏼♂️♬ Barber: Adagio for Strings (Symphonic Version) - Slice String Quartet
@aussiesdoingthings “I lost him! Which way did he go?” #aussiesdoingthings ♬ original sound - Aussies Doing Things
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