This name seems like it was dreamt up by someone who hates masks with a vengeance.— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) July 10, 2022
"It's electronic, so we could call it the e-masc..."
"No! That's too obvious" pic.twitter.com/HPzIUStcSa
i have to wipe the sweat off my palms before i can type “MORE THAN 50% OF AMERICAN HAVE LONG COVID”, click tweet, and then start feverishly refreshing chrome every 30 seconds— GONELIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachi) July 10, 2022
I JUST CAN’T STOP i shout to my cat and type “they really only gave us $200 for the whole pandemic!” and brace myself for the currents of Discourse that will soon overtake me— GONELIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachi) July 10, 2022
connect to the eldrich AirPods y/n pic.twitter.com/tmMI72o9Sq— Kane 謝凱堯 (@kane) July 2, 2022
"The Ethics Board says we can't abduct Humans for the Galactic Zoo."— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) June 30, 2022
"So we asked for volunteers."
"You asked the most curious, reckless, and inventive species we've ever found for volunteers?"
"We got lots!"
"What's your security budget?"
FYI: When we would ask George: "Is it Chew-bah-ka or Chew-back-a?" / "Is it Lay-a or Lee-a?" / "Is it Hahn or Han (as in hand)?"- he would just shrug & didn't really care. He told us it would be pronounced in various ways in different parts of the galaxy. 🤨#TrueStory https://t.co/9dZ81vIxQw— Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) July 10, 2022
THEY BLENDED HIM pic.twitter.com/sgvrzeE2Io— brianna ☁︎ (@BlossomyBri) July 1, 2022
It's understandable because even though it's arguably not "cheating", it's really not the sort of thing that should be part of an esport metagame. But, it's still a rather funny strategy.— Leon ._. (@webbedspace) July 2, 2022
Our cats opened the bathroom cabinet drawer, thereby blocking the bathroom door from opening. I took this picture by sticking my phone under the door. Trying with a hanger to close the drawer so I can open the door. A dog would never do this. pic.twitter.com/BmQ2T6PVdO— misplaced comma or Julee Balko when I’m an author (@misplacedcomma2) July 9, 2022
give this buny lightning spear https://t.co/6BRngdHutN— snack (@snacklope) July 9, 2022
@amdiekman Just some girlies and their ✨problems✨ #fyp #baseballlife #baseballwives ♬ Pennies From Heaven - Remastered - Louis Prima
This local fisherman in Mexico noticed the Sea-Lions eye infection, so decided to help out. He bought drops every day which are really expensive, and started to feed him at the same time, and same place for weeks, until he was able to figure out how to administer the drops. Incredible♬ Fake Shark Attack - TikTok
@favortown These sea lions made my day yesterday #california ♬ Apple bitten jeans beach boys 1964 - done4dayz
@dahmy_thedog Window visitor excitement #staffy #chicago #dogsoftiktok #MakeNightsEpic #CatchChobaniOatmilk #AmazonVirtualTryOn ♬ original sound - Dahmy_TheDog
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