This is the kind of spelling I'd expect from a hair salon.
— Christian Petersen-Clausen (@chris__pc) July 18, 2022
It's also not a pharmacy, although they seem to bank on people thinking that. pic.twitter.com/0E4YLKlMhE
Hunter being the only person Merrick Garland indicts would be so funny
— hybrid creature (@cityafreaks) July 20, 2022
I once paid @mat for drinks on venmo and wrote "viva la cuba" as the caption and my account got suspended and the transaction was frozen for months.
— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) July 26, 2022
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Kudos on keeping it up, I guess.Jim Cramer says he has been waiting for an SEC investigation of Coinbase for ages. Yet, he told his followers the stock would go to $475, but it is now at $53, 90% below his target. pic.twitter.com/tusengixLF
— Chairman (@WSBChairman) July 26, 2022
Superman is an immigrant from a place destroyed by political infighting and climate change who’s being targeted for destruction by entrenched wealth and, yet, is still trying his best to do right by his adopted home.
— Jared Yates Sexton (@JYSexton) July 26, 2022
No idea how you could possibly ever make that relevant. https://t.co/7s114tWv0J
trying to imagine being a college student struggling with the emotional and physical trauma of an unplanned pregnancy and then someone says "oh don't worry, jim harbaugh will raise it"
— Alex McDaniel (@AlexMcDaniel) July 26, 2022
Dude, you're literally from Jersey. I bet you don't even know how to pump your own gas. https://t.co/Vm1xKK1Gdy
— John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) July 26, 2022
i am going to lose my mind pic.twitter.com/pnGnLzng3G
— we are the union (@wearetheunion) July 25, 2022
There's something really sad and existential about people just being like, "I miss my friends", and Big Social Media saying, "Sorry, social connection is not a part of our growth plan anymore 🤷🏾♂️" https://t.co/v4ylgTlJDX
— Karen Attiah (@KarenAttiah) July 26, 2022
Twitter is a better app than instagram because twitter has completely given up on the idea that more people could be using twitter than are currently using twitter
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) July 26, 2022
(Let the fans instantly crowdfund...)i think mlb teams should be allowed to buy a run whenever they want to. tied in extras with a playoff race coming down to the wire? cough up $100K for a run and get the W. this would effectively kneecap small-market teams and keep them out of contention where they belong
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) July 27, 2022
A dairy cow has been killed in Hokkaido, believed to be the work of a serial offender bear with the extremely cool codename of "OSO-18."https://t.co/maadt5hZog
— Gearoid Reidy リーディー・ガロウド (@GearoidReidy) July 19, 2022
incredible line in the article for Italian footballer Kevin Lasagna pic.twitter.com/zxQoRXQwNe
— depths of wikipedia (@depthsofwiki) July 20, 2022
This guy always makes me happy pic.twitter.com/Jl20BEIN2M
— Erica Henderson (@EricaFails) July 20, 2022
This is the angriest post I’ve seen on Twitter in a long time. pic.twitter.com/JLmxWcVgkm
— Amy Hermes (@amyhermes) June 29, 2022
Peggy (the dog) has been jailbreaking every day to just meander down to the beach and hang, and you know what, I get it Pegs
— Anne Helen Petersen (@annehelen) July 25, 2022
Caught pic.twitter.com/Fkfk5uMtJz
— Anne Helen Petersen (@annehelen) July 25, 2022
Bird bath in Kabul.@AFPs Lillian Suwanrumpha photographs a pet pelican being sprayed with water as it stands on top of a car in traffic in Kabul, Afghanistan pic.twitter.com/Ro93Q616Zj
— AFP News Agency (@AFP) July 20, 2022
@callme.stace #momdaughter #momdaughterlife #momtokdrama #momlife #parentlife #momofgirls #ontariomoms #canadianmoms ♬ I fucced up - Morgan
@linsaik locks mean nothing anymore apparently #doberman #dogsoftiktok ♬ original sound - Linda Saikali
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