Twitter with verification vs. Twitter when I refuse to pay $20 a month for it pic.twitter.com/knP5vEGg2v
— Lynda Carter (@RealLyndaCarter) October 31, 2022
(Referring to this)Intrusive thought: In the seconds between the blinding flash, the shockwave, and the rapidly expanding fireball, my last words will be “god damn it we TOLD you to pay for translation.”
— Brendan O'Kane (@bokane) October 31, 2022
KANYE: I won't say what race doctor diagnosed me as bipolar. I won't say it. I can't say it. Okay. It was a JEWISH doctor
— Daniel (@growing_daniel) October 30, 2022
ME: *making note* Jews... are very good doctors...
Why should I have to leave twitter? He’s the one who sucks.
— mike mulloy: give me $400,000 now. (@handsomeadult) October 31, 2022
[P] omfg
— Paul and Storm (@paulandstorm) October 31, 2022
(h/t @mekkaokereke) pic.twitter.com/lsINbKivvt
They'll go the Facebook route and tell accounts they have to pay to make sure their followers see their postsImagine buying a business in which people from Stephen King to Taylor Swift improbably write content for you for free, and then promptly sending them a bill for doing that
— Daniel Loxton (@Daniel_Loxton) October 30, 2022
On the other hand, there's never been a better time to be an employment lawyer in San Francisco.
— Kate Klonick (@Klonick) October 31, 2022
Hey, are you okay? You haven’t touched your hastily created Mastodon account
— Blake E. Reid (@blakereid) October 31, 2022
On my new social network having the time of my life with a bunch of followers. They're all just out of frame, laughing at my jokes too. pic.twitter.com/CTyzgxErUm
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) October 31, 2022
My unflavored Turkish chewing gum came in the mail just in time for trick-or-treaters pic.twitter.com/WpoFXqHSkG
— whirling, screaming head (@slime_golem) October 29, 2022
It's frights out and away we ghoul!👻#F1 🎃 pic.twitter.com/b6zCKd2AH0
— Formula 1 (@F1) October 31, 2022
Linkman, you can't just say you have a wife and expect Reddit not to get mad about it
— CJ Ciaramella (@cjciaramella) October 31, 2022
We are disabling LeBron due to a critical bug with him. We will reenable after the bug is fixed. Thank you for your patience. #MultiVersus
— Tony Huynh (@Tony_Huynh) October 31, 2022
TSA stopped me and was like “what is this” and I had to explain that I recently bought an undersea internet cable because i thought it would be a cool thing to have pic.twitter.com/a8IOR2rxAB
— Annie? Rauwerda? (@anniierau) October 17, 2022
Literally grabbed my phone out because I needed to take a picture of this contestant on this 1984 episode of The All-New Let's Make a Deal playing in the TV pic.twitter.com/gaIoOcCxTU
— CC Kirby (@_cckirby) October 18, 2022
okay okay how's this? pic.twitter.com/TxkwShZF20
— Luna 🦇 (@lunasorcery) October 17, 2022
I was a semi regular at a sandwich shop, and once I put in a order with a new guy, he asked my name, and gave his manager a strange look when I said it. Then she said, “no, that’s Good Marshall. Bad Marshall is a lot taller.” https://t.co/qsI1PpZHOU
— You Can't Spell "Nightmarescape" without MARESCA (@marshallmaresca) October 15, 2022
nah this is still hilarious cuz i just know they werent passing the ball heavy in the 1950s so Lee Corso had them boys in a seatbelt nxkxndnsksksksk https://t.co/WN7POlxt79
— huie. (@callmehuie) October 29, 2022
last action hero is mostly mid, but there's not a day that goes by where i don't think about this incredible bit pic.twitter.com/ULnakv3Xrg
— coмrade_yυι (@Comrade_Yui) October 15, 2022
@phluckyou My christmas gifts being sacrificed was definitely worth it 🤣🤣 #pranks #prankingmom #puzzles ♬ Spongebob Tomfoolery - Dante9k Remix - David Snell
@lisamer830 The perfect Halloween costume #dogcostume #halloweendog #cocacola #halloween #funny #dogsoftiktok #fyp #foryoupage ♬ Halloween - TonsTone
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