"That sonuva b----!"— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) November 5, 2022
"Oh, we can say that now?"
Kirk quietly waving "No you can't say that" is what made this clip even better pic.twitter.com/yPKPHLgFgN
If I were apologizing for allowing a bunch of reactionary billionaires to pillage my company and fire half my employees so they can turn my app into a surveillance system for their futurist death cult, I simply wouldn’t mention that I regret hiring them in the first place 🤷🏼♂️ https://t.co/QCL1oGmNgc— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) November 5, 2022
but when people abandon twitter for mastadon, will they carry the traditions of their homeland into the salt bread of exile? Canine surprise? Jail for mother? homie what set you from? babadook adults drinking wine? the candles tweet.— Aaron Bady (@zunguzungu) November 6, 2022
‘The Jews’ is trending on Twitter, with Ye recommended as the Top Follow for that term https://t.co/6GTsNtnf9x— Chad Loder (@chadloder) November 5, 2022
Elon I paid for Twitter Blue and now I can’t get U2’s 2014 studio album, “Songs of Innocence” off of my profile. Please advise pic.twitter.com/Edtfym5AqE— Light In The Attic (@lightintheattic) November 5, 2022
hearing that Elon Musk just reduced Twitter’s staff to a single employee living in an underground station who has to push a button every 108 minutes to prevent the entire site from exploding— 🦃spooky thanksgiving display name🦃 (@derpo377) November 5, 2022
To what extent does the US space program rely on him?
Prometheus had this exact energy— TX-11 CYBEROID (@BLOODYBRADMUSIC) November 4, 2022
Ended up going down a rabbit hole about the Three Mile Island partial meltdown in 1979 & came across this Washington Post piece about the media circus, including this amazing piece of color ... about journalists trying to get color https://t.co/ELVysAx4sK pic.twitter.com/JkTLUQDGWc— Christopher Mathias (@letsgomathias) November 3, 2022
This blogpost by @1manken explains how four Cessnas set off from Chofu Airport to conduct the survey. The authorities increasingly use AI to identify new building, and prompt an on-site investigation.https://t.co/1cRSddAj5P pic.twitter.com/R2DogsNKFa— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) November 4, 2022
He called the front desk and said his room doesn't have a door. And the concierge was like, "absolutely sir, we'll send a door up to your room immediately." And like five minutes later a crew of dudes showed up with a door and power tools and just drilled on a door for him.— Tom Gara (@tomgara) November 3, 2022
By my count from warmups, Texas A&M has at least 31 players out today due to injury, sickness or suspension.— 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕤 𝕃. 𝔹𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕟 (@Travis_L_Brown) November 5, 2022
Middlebury kept possession of the Mac-Jack Rocking Chair with their 48-34 win over Hamilton today. pic.twitter.com/hVjWaWXZxo— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) November 5, 2022
Unreal. Snap over the #Kentucky punter’s head, Goodfellow picks it up and punts it and draws a “roughing the punter” call from his own goal line with a 4-point lead. Awful break for #Mizzou. UK can probably just run out the clock from here. #SEC #CFB pic.twitter.com/7vZYH2qyQc— SportSource Analytics (@SportSourceA) November 5, 2022
Grim: "IMG obliterated West Toronto Prep, in Bradenton, Florida, rolling to a 96-0 halftime lead. ... The rout evoked memories of IMG Academy’s 2021 game against Bishop Sycamore. IMG won that nationally televised game in a 58-0 rout, leading to an investigation into Bishop Sycamore. The Ohio Department of Education investigated the school and determined it was a scam."
Bro the business decision the QB made on that bad snap has me wheeezzzzing!! lolol pic.twitter.com/VlAhpBBxbv— Jawan-Claude Van Dayuuumm 🎙🎥 (@smiznith) November 5, 2022
The little train that couldn’t pic.twitter.com/CwqwA1QFMx— Scott Dochterman (@ScottDochterman) November 5, 2022
Just turn your sound on for this one. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/8G6hP24vRw— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) November 5, 2022
Amazon link. (Are the crypto bros still into tungsten cubes?)
i got advertised these stupid cubes that are made out of different materials and thought “that’s dumb” and now it’s been a week and i want nothing so much as i want these cubes pic.twitter.com/wmOF7DCMmL— Compulsory Heteropessimism (@griph) November 4, 2022
Modernise with hard coke. By the British coking industry pic.twitter.com/2CJJnHXN8y— tom (@tombomp) October 22, 2022
Kids today watch ‘good’ TV with ‘great’ episodes but truly great TV is 200 episodes and 40 of them are the worst things you’ve ever seen— Valondar (@VK_HM) October 23, 2022
Fed my slime mold oracle a few days ago and today it's growing at around ~3mm/hour. It's physarum mapped to a divination system that I got from A Rural Pen Inkworks—and comes to life through oats and water, oozing into fractal branches. I will share updates in a few hours! pic.twitter.com/MpbuIDQljB— Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin) October 22, 2022
15590. pic.twitter.com/RiFJH2QesO— yana 💫 | BIRTHDAY 🎉 (@exaltiora) October 23, 2022
Fixed this for Shakespeare pic.twitter.com/5HUQwgTQHH— Lincoln Michel (@TheLincoln) October 22, 2022
In 1991, Charles Barkley decided to change jersey numbers as a tribute to Magic who had recently retired. A firestorm ensued when 76ers fans hit the radio call-in lines to criticize him for having Billy Cunningham's retired number "pulled down".— Hoops Nostalgia (@HoopsNostalgia) November 2, 2022
This was Chuck's response: pic.twitter.com/BrLqKUtUY6
@rhernan03 ♬ Oh No - Kreepa
@arcticfoxdaily Cleo’s “smile” and her happy giggles are the BEST! Love Arctic fox vocalizations. #wildliferescue #wildliferehab #foxsanctuary #wolfdog #wolfsanctuary #redfox #arcticfox #babyfox #furfarm #furfarmrescue ♬ original sound - Kimberly DeFisher
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