My employee login @Twitter vs. Lettuce
— Sheon Han (@sheonhan) November 3, 2022
Let's goooooooooo pic.twitter.com/bgkZiLmH8T
Imagine living in a Mars colony with this management style
— Jon Christian (@Jon_Christian) November 2, 2022
Gosh, I wish I’d left someone on staff to make sure this is me
— Elon Musk (@ejwillingham) November 4, 2022
I for one am eager to hand over more personally identifiable information to an understaffed, chaotic tech company that is desperate for new revenue streams.
— Travis View (@travis_view) November 4, 2022
i want to make a completely value-neutral, apolitical observation about elon musk and donald trump: they have both realized that a substantial number of people actively *want* to give money to them/their organizations and have aggressively taken advantage of this to their benefit https://t.co/lJ6s2sgUQl
— Matthew Zeitlin (@MattZeitlin) November 3, 2022
Wow this really blew up! I feel like one of his cars!
— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) November 3, 2022
(In all seriousness, this could be a problem.)this is new fee is going to mess up the bluecheck priority system that airlines have for customer service
— #1 samir (@samir) November 3, 2022
(When I started websurfing, the Yahoo directory was a literal list of websites organized by subject matter.)Older twitter users who have lived through geocities, web forums, livejournal, myspace, tumblr and twitter, finding out that it may be yet again time to change platforms pic.twitter.com/h5HAIrbwyn
— Dwuff™ 🥐☕✨🇿🇦 (@Dwuff) April 25, 2022
it's easy and fun to blame gamergate but they don't hold a half-burnt match to citizens united https://t.co/GQrQWjFB2A
— zaratustra @ cohost.org (@zarawesome) November 3, 2022
I was trying to rememeber what the other scandals were this month, and realized I'd missed this old oneEric Adams helped raise $$ for Striving for a Better New York.
— Nicholas Fandos (@npfandos) November 2, 2022
His friend Al Cockfield, who runs the PAC, then put $250,000 back in his own pockets and those of associates.
And in June, he wrote a $60,000 check to the charter school he runs.https://t.co/Q238uwHGLr
Jeff Bezos profiting by promoting an anti-semitic movie on his platform while Kyrie gets crushed https://t.co/Abu9HJAHPk pic.twitter.com/juudc1txSB
— Gifdsports (@gifdsports) November 3, 2022
And yes, the Nets are hiring for PR if you feel like your life lacks excitement
— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) November 3, 2022
Another commentI note one rarely hears folks on the right talk much about “virtue” anymore unless it’s in the phrase “virtue signalling,” which usually functions to mock the idea of public morality as a kind of self-congratulatory sham.
— Julian Sanchez (@normative) November 1, 2022
Although Girardi became a lawyer in 1965, the earliest available complaints dated to 1982; a Bar spokesperson said the agency has “no available records to determine whether or not there were complaints that predated this.”Tom Girardi faced more than 150 complaints over decades before State Bar took action, according to records released today after @latimes petitioned the state Supreme Court for access
— Matt Hamilton (@MattHjourno) November 3, 2022
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Without a negative PCR test taken within 48 or 72 hours, you basically can't do much in China. No travel, no entering shops or malls, no public transport, no visiting hospital etc etc. Now local govts want people to pay for the privilege.https://t.co/V9WlKjwVoq
— Edward Lawrence (@EP_Lawrence) November 3, 2022
Hope Disney cranks out a "Strange Academy" series to claim the spaceYou have to admit, it’s very funny that even Warner Bros wants to act like the Fantastic Beasts movies don’t exist pic.twitter.com/5xYWzfySRs
— Jason Bailey (@jasondashbailey) November 3, 2022
Difficult to explain that in 2016 if a reaction video of you watching people cook food was popular enough, Ellen DeGeneres would personally call and ask if you wanted to come dab on her show.
— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) November 3, 2022
I saw a new type of comment I’d never seen on people’s art before popping up that some variation of “what do you call this style?” and was briefly confused until I realized it’s people trying to trawl for prompts to feed into AI generators to mimic that artist’s style
— Kelly Turnbull (@Coelasquid) October 28, 2022
The NBA has fined the Clippers $25,000 for violating league injury reporting rules when the team listed Brandon Boston Jr. and Moussa Diabate as unavailable but both played on Oct. 30 vs. Pelicans.
— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) November 3, 2022
"Tullimonstrum, colloquially known as the Tully monster." Alt illustration.This Muppet ass lizard is Illinois's official state fossil https://t.co/D4pnlfQvc5 pic.twitter.com/WiBXCAZMfg
— clumsy nordstream repairman (@lib_crusher) September 28, 2022
george lucas: i love dracula. i think i will call this christopher lee villain a count, in tribute.
— yuuko from nichijou (@headfallsoff) May 23, 2022
seventeen novel and comic book writers in 2002: oh jesus christ ok first off someone google what a count actually is like legally
Andor’s great because it’s a grounded, thoughtful drama with nuanced characters who at any given moment could meet Jar Jar Binks
— Ben Joseph (@jenboseph) October 27, 2022
My favorite kind of star wars guy is a freaky little puppet constructed for the sole purpose of giving a weird little laugh in one shot
— Gorey Bonesly Killustration (@CoreyBrickley) October 20, 2022
now that is a pair of damn binoculars pic.twitter.com/5NlKZmvDvA
— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) October 21, 2022
Say what you will about America, but not many places you can buy your concessions by the pound. pic.twitter.com/yPDO8CYcyH
— Chris Dilks (@ChrisDilks) October 22, 2022
8 years ago today: An interviewer thought Charli XCX was Lorde and Charli just pretended to be her pic.twitter.com/JCRxb9ZaDn
— hourly charli xcx (@hourlyXCX) October 20, 2022
Nibi was found orphaned when she was only about two weeks old. Now she is five months old and thriving here at the rescue. Here is a picture of her the day she came in. #Babybeaver pic.twitter.com/JgsaqB8xzA
— Newhouse Wildlife Rescue (@NewhouseRescue) October 19, 2022
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