NO LEAKS IN THIS HOUSE 💪
— Ease Plumbing (@EasePlumbing) November 4, 2022
Ease Plumbing is here to dominate any and all leaks.....well maybe not Leaky Black 🥴 Give us a call now to schedule an appointment. pic.twitter.com/GkStuHIsOl
No leaks in this house! @LeakyBlack partners with Ease Plumbing to become the ultimate defender of your home and business! pic.twitter.com/MzxJZW8Dsk
— Ease Plumbing (@EasePlumbing) October 7, 2022
@LeakyBlack x Ease Plumbing - The Ultimate Defensive Combo!
— Ease Plumbing (@EasePlumbing) October 14, 2022
"No Leaks In This House" T-shirts are available now at https://t.co/33LNoFKoWp
- 50% of profits go to Dream on 3 until the end of November pic.twitter.com/SclHUHt9t7
Blood Moon will watch over white suburban women voting away the human rights of their daughters https://t.co/puFvMTqtRr
— Tero Kuittinen (@teroterotero) November 6, 2022
CNNAmsterdam airport police running after hundreds of climate activists blocking private jets while on bicycles is objectively funny https://t.co/nhiVnblHGg pic.twitter.com/o4ULxKzmuH
— Thijs Niks (@thijsniks) November 5, 2022
There should be a Wikipedia page just for charter school scandals (And I assume they'll get massive new support depending on what happens in the LA mayoral race)NEW w/ @KateReports: School board wars over Covid, racism, gender and sexuality have “softened the ground” for private school vouchers in Texas.
— Mike Hixenbaugh (@Mike_Hixenbaugh) November 6, 2022
Now far-right megadonors are spending big to get the policy across the finish line. https://t.co/8JVHWYacUs
Five candidates for five civil court judges as the fix is entirely in, and the election just serves to make voters culpable in the fix. pic.twitter.com/zARGpdC7Yl
— Harry Siegel (@harrysiegel) November 5, 2022
Article. ("I am a nonbinary lesbian, and my band mates are also queer and trans, so having chosen family is huge")This is almost my favorite kind of NYT article pic.twitter.com/80Pzh5QpT8
— Alex Sayf Cummings🌹 (@akbarjenkins) November 5, 2022
Twitter asking it’s laid off employees to come back
— UCEY CRASH RAHI HEAT 💙🍎🐼♥️🤍💘🌸 (@Rahi2Cents) November 6, 2022
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every explanation of mastodon makes me feel like I’m at a party and someone wants to play their elaborate card game everyone’s too drunk for
— Amy (@lolennui) November 5, 2022
The vibe here this weekend is everyone saying a tearful goodbye to their friends and then awkwardly walking alongside each other for several more blocks.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) November 6, 2022
Mastodon and Twitter can coexist. Mastodon is for smart content, Twitter is for watching Elon Musk own himself.
— scottjshapiro@mastodon.social (@scottjshapiro) November 7, 2022
being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the titanic except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad
— 🌻✨️Lauren Dombrowski🏴☠️🍊 (@callmekitto) November 6, 2022
instead it's wanting to be the cool teacher but hey, kids, that's not cool, you know. it's not cool to MAKE FUN of people.
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) November 7, 2022
Hi. I’m @elonmusk (THIS IS PARODY) and I’m going to suspend Kathy Griffin for a joke the same day I reinstate Kanye West because I’m an antisemitic, homophobic, broken, un-loved prick (NOT parody).
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) November 7, 2022
A town in Connecticut voted on and approved a resolution asking their local Starbucks workers to work faster because people didn't like waiting in the drive thru line. We live in an irredeemably stupid and selfish country. pic.twitter.com/aclk3X47F0
— Microplastics Enjoyer (@EclecticHams) November 6, 2022
(Connecticut actually passed a law banning anti-union "captive audience" meetings)Who fucking cares
— Microplastics Enjoyer (@EclecticHams) November 6, 2022
Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital are devices are like, "What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is."
— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) November 6, 2022
And my stove is left blinking and screaming, "IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!"
TODAY pic.twitter.com/3uv8VMmth6
— smooth recess (@AlexiconTom) November 6, 2022
The eating of the 40th rotisserie chicken has begun pic.twitter.com/twE6Tpuy0i
— Kallao (@stephenkallao) November 6, 2022
— smooth recess (@AlexiconTom) November 6, 2022
40 consecutive days eating an entire rotisserie chicken #chicken pic.twitter.com/a4AoNWDLTa
— smooth recess (@AlexiconTom) November 6, 2022
A man in Philadelphia has eaten a whole rotisserie chicken for 40 straight days.
— Brenden Deeg (@BrendenDeeg_) November 6, 2022
This picture belongs in a museum. pic.twitter.com/0DhsHqULQP
I love this stupid sport so, so much. pic.twitter.com/9K4HCr3o3n
— Jim Weber (@JimMWeber) November 6, 2022
wait, why does 91 for chicago have two mouthpieces?
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) November 6, 2022
jokes aside, this is odd pic.twitter.com/l1S9nXMiri
— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) November 6, 2022
Wikipedia offers other possibilities: Conventional wisdom holds that the Tokyo district of Roppongi earned the slogan of "High Touch Town" after residents noticed World War II American soldiers walking the streets giving each other high-fives; when the Japanese asked about the gesture it was mistranslated as hai tatchi or "high touch". This story is possibly apocryphal, as Hiroyuki Usui, a representative of the Roppongi Shopkeepers Promotion Association explains, "There is no deep meaning in 'High Touch Town'. People don't know what it means."Dusty Baker literally invented the high-five
— the shadowbanner (@lib_crusher) November 6, 2022
(Thanks for reading everyone)Everyone needs a Content Friend (someone you send 5-100 links to per day stream of consciousness style)
— kelsey weekman (@kelsaywhat) October 26, 2022
doing this new thing where i ask my dad "what's the deal with ____" (iran contra, van halen, those little cigarette lighters that used to be in cars, etc) and he talks for 15 minutes. it's like a podcast
— Annie? Rauwerda? (@anniierau) October 23, 2022
his health bar is enormous pic.twitter.com/N1yRKJxEms
— spencer (@Sssnakeepit) October 22, 2022
a fossil record of signage regulation pic.twitter.com/eHwpuFnUCk
— Kane 謝凱堯 (@kane) October 2, 2022
My mate is at Lewes Tesco and there's a RBL table selling poppies at the entrance and there's two squaddies standing guard with baguettes in place of guns lmao pic.twitter.com/tgIyItuVkB
— Daniel Stapleton (@danstapleton89) November 5, 2022
ditto chair 🎀 pic.twitter.com/wBIb49ppjy
— softness daily ✨ (@SoftnessDaily) October 11, 2022
@FDNY .@FDNY #FDNY in my ENTIRE life I have never seen anything more #HEROIC than what I just witnessed from #NYC apt. Woman rescued by #NYBRAVEST #FDNY in devastating apt fire. Trying to escape smoke, she slipped, hanging 15-20 stories up. THANK U to our heroes!!!! #FDNY @FDNY pic.twitter.com/sLwqJOPGru
— Patti Ryan (@StrepGal) November 5, 2022
Good morning, I did shoot this video from my apartment across the street. Yes, you have my permission to use it, everyone should absolutely see the #FDNY heroism
— Patti Ryan (@StrepGal) November 5, 2022
@callie.vaudry out of context: cross country parents
♬ Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash
@beaverbabyfurrylove It’s been a little busy to create new videos but in the meantime, enjoy some old Beave videos. #fyp #wildliferehab ♬ original sound - Beave and Bea
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