One of them is Right Said Fred, one of them is Left Said Fred. One always tells the truth, the other lies.
— Bootaten (@Zutaten_) October 8, 2022
And, it's official...
— Julia Wick (@sherlyholmes) November 4, 2022
Rick Caruso has now put more than $100 million of his own money into his Los Angeles mayoral campaign.
Per L.A. City Ethics filings, he crossed the threshold Thursday. Here's our story from last week: https://t.co/ESP2ACdH4L
BREAKING: Ticketmaster-Live Nation reports record quarterly earnings of $6.2 billion, fueled by an all-time high in combined ticket and fee charges. Ticketmaster fees now cost as much as 78% of a ticket.
— More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) November 3, 2022
(This particular group of ESPN hosts loves that talking point)Rose's initial comments earlier tonight on NBA Countdown: pic.twitter.com/KaGhb58fHU
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) November 5, 2022
i am always saying that everything is securities fraud, but i confess it never occurred to me that charging $9.95 per month for unlimited movie tickets was securities fraud. i feel dumb now. https://t.co/Dkstx1VGQE
— Matt Levine (@matt_levine) November 5, 2022
“In addition, Farnsworth and Lowe allegedly made false claims that [MoviePass] possessed and used technologies – like “big data” and “artificial intelligence”
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) November 5, 2022
before the inevitable surge in verified imposter comedy tweets, reflecting on Patti Harrison’s iconic exit as Nilla Wafers pic.twitter.com/csrNMPrQh8
— Steve Venner (@steve_venner) November 1, 2022
oh my god we're living out the 80s kids movie trope of "an evil rich guy bought the community center where we hang out and is gonna destroy it"
— the pithy king (@keithpille) November 4, 2022
FUCK we'd all better learn to break dance really fast
Elon Musk destroying Twitter for all of us who weren’t strong enough to delete our accounts on our own is basically a shot-for-shot remake of Gollum stealing the Ring from Frodo and falling into Mt. Doom
— Gerry Canavan (@gerrycanavan) November 5, 2022
Like, my dude, I just want to type words in the box, with no Nazis pic.twitter.com/oXctt0BPJp
— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) November 5, 2022
More than 75% of sales at Starbucks in the U.S. is now iced drinks. "The cold-customized plant-based beverage platform is particularly appealing," the company's CMO said. "The younger you go, the colder the beverage."
— Jason Karaian (@jkaraian) November 4, 2022
Gloriously silly story from my Tokyo colleagues about 178 Hirokazu Tanakas getting together to break the world record for a gathering of people with the same name.https://t.co/VpS4HYrtTU
— Damon Wake (@damonwake) November 1, 2022
does this... make people want to invest? https://t.co/RZnyccryaT
— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) October 30, 2022
LinkJust heard an NPR guy say he cried so hard while seeing Everything Everywhere All at Once that he gave himself a claustrophobic panic attack because he was wearing a mask. This is the single most NPR statement possible, they should shut down now because they're never topping that
— The L-Bound Bark 🎃 (@Pontevedrian) October 30, 2022
It’s actually cruel to not have your boyfriend find your phone when it falls behind furniture and go to the store for two things. They’re so desperate to have little tasks that they’re forced to go into imaginary video game worlds if you don’t make them refill your water glass
— Christin (@hexprax) October 18, 2022
still think this is probably the funniest thing AI has ever generated pic.twitter.com/JWHhuOrGRB
— Stadia Tech Support (@Win98Tech) October 21, 2022
This might be the perfect idea for a Maryland "turnover throne" 🤔 pic.twitter.com/FS5oVFWA70
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) October 22, 2022
you cant be having a costume idea tbis good precisely 2 days after halloween ffs https://t.co/U1dicZX0yT
— ཊལབསརངཧ (@David_Rudnick) November 3, 2022
#namor #submariner pic.twitter.com/sggcOp7HI8
— Jack Kirby (@KirbyKrackleArt) October 22, 2022
My son playing dead to try to attract vultures pic.twitter.com/OACKQh3BBX
— The Birdist (@TheBirdist) October 22, 2022
@rdplex 😈 she knew the assignment 😱 #rdplex ♬ original sound - RDPLEX
@mochistails Can u tell we dont have human kids #dogvacation #dogsoftiktok #herdingdog #bordercollie #australianshepherd ♬ original sound - goldenbiscuit.tx
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