Today while my spouse was running errands, I set up an outdoor plug to be triggered 9 seconds after he manually opened his office blinds. pic.twitter.com/wpU6SNdPDH
— Aki the Conqueror 🦓 (@gesa) December 7, 2022
If you're a hardware biz or R&D lab in Silicon Valley, you should definitely be keeping your eye on the liquidation auctions, which are on fire right now
— Chris Anderson (@chr1sa) March 2, 2023
This one is auctioning off more than 100 new and used Kuka robot arms: https://t.co/xQnruxHRMf
correction - $0 worth of funkos are headed to the landfill https://t.co/UfnoJtHn9I
— zaratustra (parody account) (@zarawesome) March 2, 2023
Hey Funko, when we had stock we couldn't sell, we donated it to summer camps for the kids to customize. It was a MASSIVE HIT. These were kids who had never gotten the opportunity to take a collectible and make it their own using their imagination and creativity. https://t.co/KPKeoJx6vF
— Shinbone (@shinbonetweet) March 2, 2023
The A’s are spending less today than they were in 1991.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) February 27, 2023
In 1991, they had the highest payroll in baseball at $33M. That’s $73M in today’s dollars! https://t.co/pXPXzIVuxJ
(Cardinals and Commanders finished last in NFLPA poll.)This is a terrible look for Michael Bidwill. pic.twitter.com/MeYSZnpK0m
— Kyle Odegard (@Kyle_Odegard) March 1, 2023
See yeah this is when I'm like "yes Hollywood people are disconnected from real people" https://t.co/DTxFVq3T2M pic.twitter.com/UpheGILG62
— Jane Coaston (@janecoaston) February 7, 2023
"The long-range missile — known as ATACMS and pronounced like 'attack 'ems' — can strike targets 190 miles away with a warhead containing about 375 pounds of explosives."No matter how long I do this job, I will never get over the fact the US has in its inventory the "Attack 'Ems" missile.
— Aaron Mehta (@AaronMehta) February 7, 2023
FIRST JOB: Doctor's Office Front Desk Assistant
— Alison Lührs (@alisontheperson) February 7, 2023
CURRENT JOB: Associate Narrative Director at Bungie
WORST JOB/GIG: Actor in a Surprise Murder Mystery (SURPRISE, no one likes surprise murder mysteries)
DREAM JOB: Gonna publish this damn manuscript if it kills me https://t.co/fD7jphaSYn
We were paid to show up to a corporate party in character, mingle and chat, then halfway through one of us would elaborately die and someone would announce THIS IS NOW A MURDER MYSTERy and roughly 1/5 of the audience groaned
— Alison Lührs (@alisontheperson) February 7, 2023
@espnfc Incredible 😂😂 (via @diefohlen) #soccer #football #ftbl #futbol #nutmeg ♬ FOLLOW ME HEHE - Birkan Tahsin
@natymadrigal7 How to tell other women he’s taken #taken #stayaway #hairclip ♬ original sound - Naty Madrigal
@howardyoudoin Naughty little kitty cat #catsoftiktok #cattok ♬ original sound - Howie
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