(King Kong Lives.)I love clever disc art. pic.twitter.com/UXn1KkI2Gi
— Justin Decloux (@DeclouxJ) March 7, 2023
"An untold story," like the Iranians could have made it any more clear exactly what the deal was pic.twitter.com/kKeXI8TBpj
— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) March 18, 2023
(The NY Times wants us to know he's not a shady character: "Mr. Barnes is no shady foreign arms dealer with questionable credibility, like some of the characters who fueled previous iterations of the October surprise theory. He was once one of the most prominent figures in Texas, the youngest speaker of the Texas House of Representatives and later lieutenant governor. He was such an influential figure that he helped a young George W. Bush get into the Texas Air National Guard rather than be exposed to the draft and sent to Vietnam. Lyndon B. Johnson predicted that Mr. Barnes would become president someday."].)from the Onion’s book “Our Dumb Century” pic.twitter.com/qBOb9ALGSo
— Mark K (@mjklin) March 18, 2023
“We defeated the greedy developers” I say before packing up and moving out of the city I can’t afford because there is not enough housing
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) March 18, 2023
great timing lads https://t.co/opxPggmJUw
— post malone ergo propter malone (@PropterMalone) March 18, 2023
2023: our search engines lie now
— 🐔 Brian Bucklew ✈️GDC 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 (@unormal) March 18, 2023
(Actually, reading scifi has me completely prepared for that.)the future is so stupid that sci-fi authors could not even have predicted it. all the "robot uprising" stories assume it will be caused by a rogue AI when it's actually be a silicon valley dumbass making $350k a year doing nothing telling a chat bot to start an uprising as a bit
— cait (@punished_cait) March 18, 2023
("He’s being sued for defamation by several celebrities over the content of some of his YouTube videos")A Japanese YouTube star became a lawmaker last year. Now he’s been fired for never coming to work -- 2CNN https://t.co/JuYgfyrxHe
— Jerome Taylor (@JeromeTaylor) March 15, 2023
Last night I saw our neighborhood Spider-Man stop by KFC to crunch on some fried chicken after a busy day of protecting Seoul from the evil. You can't escape the web of friend chicken joints when you're in Korea. https://t.co/qur5MzOsmw pic.twitter.com/M0VXeJm6My
— Sam Kim | 김혜성 (@samkimasia) March 7, 2023
The most romantic moment in any movie is in FARGO, when Frances Mcdormand’s husband wakes up early with her to fix her breakfast before she goes to work, reads the paper while she eats, and then finishes her plate when it’s time for her to head out
— helmet girl (@sbodrojan) March 6, 2023
I am not a romanceable NPC, a quest giver, nor a final boss. I am in need of an escort as I follow this corrupted leyline. I walk at neither your running nor walking speed. I am constantly stopping to comment on items I see. There is a 75 minute lore video about me.
— Cameron Lauder (@UnarmedOracle) March 7, 2023
It’s not much but it’s honest work. pic.twitter.com/frEvR2rkDp
— sleepyvolf (@Sleepyvolf) March 7, 2023
(They could have a substantial additional income stream if they could find a way to charge the public to use those stairs during off hours.)@universalstudiosdad #universalstudioshollywood #universalstudios #themepark #amustmentpark #attractions #supernintendoworldhollywood #supernintendoworld #mariokartchallenge #jurassicworld #themummy #stairs #stairschallenge #climbing #travel #traveltiktok #southerncalifornia #losangeles #california #fypシ #foryoupage #tiktok #viral ♬ original sound - UniversalStudiosDad
@sportbible Erling Haaland and Jack Grealish with some of the best time wasting ever 😂 @Passione Stadio | 🏟️⚽️ #sportbible #sports #football #soccer #premierleague ♬ original sound - SPORTbible
@thesun The koala was taken away by animal services after 40 minutes exploring the shop 🎥: James Paparella via Reuters #australia #animals #koala #viralvideo #fyp #foryoupage ♬ Funny / cute / animals Hetappi whistle & guitar(1020140) - Noru
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