Why was I never told that the Calgary city flag was so amazing?
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) August 13, 2023
It looks like it could also double as the banner for the Free State of Arby’s. https://t.co/ftOsAnlDh4 pic.twitter.com/vkWUJl7nAh
Paying $11 a month to sell my biometrics to the Saudis https://t.co/vQFPuD5jvP
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) August 31, 2023
Dangerous machetes and zombie-style knives have no place on our streets.
— UK Prime Minister (@10DowningStreet) August 30, 2023
That’s why from today, we’re:
❌ Making more of them illegal
👮 Giving the police further powers to seize & destroy them
🔞 Increasing penalties for those who supply them to under 18s
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) August 18, 2023Amazon has it
when i was 17 i told an 80 year old jesuit priest that i was thinking about applying to Tufts University and he said "you dont wanna spend 4 years in Medford with those *druids*." he said druids like it was a slur. i have no idea what he meant by it
— comeback jack (@meanunclejack) August 17, 2023
I *literally* got my girlfriend to un-break-up with me by going to an IKEA store “just as friends.” We’ve been married for 15 years now and have 3 kids… https://t.co/fcVTAhWPXt
— Robotbeat🗽 ➐ (@Robotbeat) August 13, 2023
🏀This is My Hole🏀
— Zach | Last Place Comics (@lastplacecomics) August 16, 2023
(Bonus panel in the comments) pic.twitter.com/k7lBmV39TN
Pro tip: If you ever lose an Airpod case you can literally walk into any Equinox and ask the front desk and you have a 50/50 shot they just give you one. Best part is you steal it from someone who pays for Equinox.
— BankingSlut (@bankingslut) August 17, 2023
@cln_jes Caution! Banana crossing! #costarica🇨🇷 #costaricatravel #bananafarm #bananacrossing #reeltrending #fyp ♬ Golden Hour: Piano Version - Andy Morris
@bristolbearsrugby Who would you take on in this pre season fitness challenge? #bristolrugby #bristolbears #rugby ♬ som original - BMH
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