I prefer Hideki Matsui’s wife announcement where he proudly displayed a hand-drawn sketch of his bride. https://t.co/YL5kn8Tr90 pic.twitter.com/e0sMIQeLb0
— Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan) February 29, 2024
Yet another Ohtani feat that no one else in the game could ever pull off (introducing the phrase “hard-launching secret wife” to MLB)
— Emma Baccellieri (@emmabaccellieri) February 29, 2024
The dark future is Zoom (and other apps) critiquing your meetings. Or in our case, your podcasts pic.twitter.com/sAFocysRLl
— Lauren Goode (@LaurenGoode) February 29, 2024
(Only disucssion I saw was a brief one at Hacker News.)Docusign just admitted that they use customer data (i.e., all those contracts, affidavits, and other confidential documents we send them) to train AI . There also doesn't appear to be a way to withdraw consent, but I may have missed that. pic.twitter.com/HFialShnd7
— nixCraft π§ (@nixcraft) February 29, 2024
(FWIW, "atop" because positioning was determined randomly, not because he's leading in the polls) (Meanwhile, Clarence Thomas hired a clerk "who faced controversy in 2017 for allegedly sending racist text messages" and who lived in Thomas's home after those texts wre publicized.)The candidate atop the Republican ballot for Missouri governor says he was only an "honorary" KKK member https://t.co/GUrBEJgaaC
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) February 29, 2024
(Wikipedia: "Sabra is slated to appear in the Marvel Cinematic Universe film Captain America: Brave New World (2025), portrayed by Israeli actress Shira Haas"; "'Sabra' is a slang term for a native-born Israeli Jew. The name refers to the prickly pear cactus tough on the outside but soft and sweet on the inside")What I wouldn't give to hear the convos in Marvel HQ about having Sabra, an Israeli superhero, in the next Captain America movie.
— Brandon Wilson (@Geniusbastard) February 26, 2024
("WeightWatchers shares plummeted nearly 25% Thursday") (Wasn't it a scandal when she joined the board, too?)Oprah Winfrey will leave the board of WeightWatchers after almost 10 years, following the entertainment mogul’s revelation that she is using a weight-loss drug. https://t.co/I7jyAAMeHb
— Variety (@Variety) February 29, 2024
This is extraordinary. To threaten journalists with punishment for leaking while asking them to solicit leaks from sources is an awkward straddle. That's why serious news organizations almost never undertake them. https://t.co/W06gFqZO4M
— Jeff Bercovici (@jeffbercovici) February 29, 2024
("Shetty and Lopez connected in January 2021 on the YouTube show Coach Conversations, a sponsored series produced by the handbag brand")My deepest, most profound thanks to my fearless editor, @samwolfson, who did the long, hard work of seeing this piece from draft to publication. https://t.co/RBNOtlAoh0
— John McDermott (@mcdermott) February 29, 2024
The leap day babies are wearing little frog hats pic.twitter.com/boIudBaYrv
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) February 29, 2024
the kate middleton drama is hard because i don't care about the royal family or conspiracy theories, however, i do care about being in everyone's business
— deanna mcdonald (@deannagmcdonald) February 27, 2024
The opening sentence of this containing the line “problematic text and image responses in the Gemini app (formerly Bard)” is an incredible Easter egg for the connoisseurs among us https://t.co/4HE0E1foVR
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) February 28, 2024
4yo referred to the frame of a painting as the “crust”
— Byrne Hobart (@ByrneHobart) January 28, 2024
getting chatgpt to give me medical advice by asking it to write me a very lifelike medical thriller where doctors discuss my symptoms
— ππLeigh Alexander π¬πΏ✨ (@leighalexander) January 30, 2024
Considerably less hilarious, but back when I started applying for jobs I added UTM tracking to my resume, updated with custom tracking for each potential employer so I could know who actually checked out the links.
— Michael Andersen (@mjandersen) January 30, 2024
The fact that no one ever clicked on the links didn't stop me. https://t.co/KXpA0rFiH5
When the engineer with the most time on the LAFD (in the engineer rank) retires, the tradition of the PASSING OF THE BULL ceremony takes place. Congratulations to both the newly retired Vince Mena, and the new Bull Engineer of the LAFD, John Ornelas.
— #LAFD Talk (@LAFDtalk) January 30, 2024
For more information on the… pic.twitter.com/Qvzvx1ZW4I
@ziggy_nonskid my real Rosie can now do actual housework, figuring out how to give full movment to the robot vacuum and allow rosie to follow was a challenge, now onto electonics to animate her. #realrosie #jetsons #rosie #rosietherobot #robot #3dprinting #engineering #fyp #cute #robotics ♬ Little Things - Adrian Berenguer
Mama dog teaches her baby how to use the pet door..πΆπΎ❤️ pic.twitter.com/jykCOQHQnW
— πo̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) February 15, 2024
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