OH MY GODDDDDD!!!! 🤯🤯🤯We already have a bout of the day. This is amazing!!! Datenomori Vs. Urutora #達ノ森 #宇瑠寅 🌪️🌪️🌪️ pic.twitter.com/dYWpp3MuSY
— SarahLovesSumo (@SarahLovesSumo) March 19, 2024
You know it’s really clear that if online sports betting doesn’t reach a certain saturation point, everything is going down with it. The leagues, broadcasts, and especially sports media. It’s all funded by this right now and good lord they better hope it’s not a bubble https://t.co/sVtmKnzi3p
— kang (@jaycaspiankang) March 19, 2024
(Seems so quaint when people used to talk about state lotteries being regressive)Sports in 2014: We can't ever put a team in Las Vegas, just the idea of being *near* gambling is a bridge too far for us.
— Velodus (@velodus) March 19, 2024
Sports in 2024: Using promo code "ADDICT", you can now wager the deed to your parents' house on our games through our official league app.
("While he didn’t specify a reason, it was likely the result of intense scrutiny and criticism from advocates concerned that the experiment would cause inadvertent consequences on the world’s climate")New: HARVARD UNIVERSITY HATES FUN. https://t.co/17uCjX2aZA
— Tony Hồ Trần (@TonyHoWasHere) March 19, 2024
("Within the Korean golf community, it’s common knowledge that brokers use senior memberships to book morning and early afternoon tee times and resell them, according to several interviews by The Times. It is impossible to know exactly how many tee times brokers are scooping up or how much the Korean brokers contribute to the dearth of golfing slots.")“At city courses, slots open up at 6am for golfing nine days ahead. And every morning, in a matter of seconds, the reservations disappear on the city’s online booking platform.”
— Justin Gordon (@Justin_G0rd0n) March 19, 2024
If the city can’t even fix this, how can they possibly tackle homelessness!? https://t.co/I5TfpPKlXz
White House should serve seafood from Fukishima and Scarborough Shoal as part of the meals https://t.co/Pkmq4hzJCi
— Bill Bishop (@niubi) March 19, 2024
you just know it’s going to wind up permanently hosted in neom or something
— csz (@cszabla) March 19, 2024
Rick Moranis voiceReaders added context: Slorg is not the person who said any of the things that Mr. Levine is claiming. Nor is he on the Slerf Team https://t.co/GRxVNafFMs
— Claire Penis (@ZeroSuitCamus) March 19, 2024
anya taylor-joy and chris hemsworth presenting the new trailer for furiosa in spanish pic.twitter.com/4tsNUpBDB7
— best of anya taylor-joy (@anyafolders) March 19, 2024
Feels as exciting and fresh as an ad for next week's episode of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (although I thought the Ahsoka teaser was incredible and ...)Somebody turn on the lights! https://t.co/94NIg9ttIW
— Bilge Ebiri (@BilgeEbiri) March 19, 2024
Thanos is on the hunt again for the Infinity Stones in new INFINITY WATCH crossover summer event https://t.co/Eqj2xNjF2C pic.twitter.com/AA2xUv2abR
— The Beat (@comicsbeat) March 19, 2024
Anthony Edward’s dunk has done so much for me and my fathers relationship
— tommy bayer (@tommybayertime) March 19, 2024
According to Justina Omokhua, SVP at Parkwood Entertainment, the horse featured on the cover of Beyoncé’s ‘COWBOY CARTER’ is named Chardonneigh. pic.twitter.com/PTjnRirJxn
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) March 19, 2024
the secret the fashion media does not want you to know is that statistically speaking no celebrity has ever dressed well
— Blackbird Spyplane (@BLKBRD_Spyplane) March 16, 2024
Father, forgive them, for they know not what they Dew pic.twitter.com/tFkSolVwwD
— Erin Green (@ErinGreenbean) March 17, 2024
thinking about these texts with my mom pic.twitter.com/vsAlGSSYwt
— 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡 (@mishricci) March 17, 2024
was thinking about lesbian bar discourse while at a lesbian bar last night when a straight dude started hitting on me in the bathroom line, so I asked him what business he had being in a lesbian bar in the first place
— 🌬️Doctrix Olivia Snow #jewsforpalestine (@MistressSnowPhD) February 8, 2024
answer: he was selling cocaine lol
I love having an olive pit in my mouth it’s like a little toy
— callie actually (@eggshellfriend) August 15, 2023
and yet infinitely many shakespeares on infinitely many typewriters could never capture the immediacy and animal vitality of a single monkey
— furby hancock (@furby_hancock) February 5, 2024
Our Polish repair guy sent this to my boyfriend and I just love it pic.twitter.com/vgloGOxn3T
— Mädi Kircher (@MadiOkay) February 7, 2024
@darlatheragdoll When she just wants to help 🤣#cat#ragdoll ♬ Funny - Gold-Tiger
@epictellingss This is gold 😂 (ig: dixie_the_praying_dog)
♬ original sound - Epic Tellings
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