Friday, September 27, 2024

Today's news and jokes











(Here's a write-up; not clear to me if the question reflected the popularity of plastic surgery in the country.)





("Several times he said he would bulldoze or put sand in Brentwood School’s 10-acre swimming pool if he was 'put into a box,' but then said he thought the veterans would be very accommodating in allowing Brentwood students to use their facilities. 'Maybe we work this out so the school could have it half a day, he said. 'I don’t want this to be like Vietnam where you had to destroy it save it,' the Vietnam veteran said. 'I don’t want to put sand in the swimming pool.'"











(Eater made it: "Maybe the problem was that I’d done the ratios wrong, I rationalized")





(Extra $$ for Shams? Also, I recently heard him on a podcast joking that he hoped ESPN would cover LeBron less this year--nontrivial chance that was decisive.)





























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Her Facebook I believe



@t0edirt “No need to come any closer, lady! This seat is taken” -Roswell, probably #catlover #catdaddy #foryou #catsoftiktok ♬ B.A.S. (feat. Kyle Richh) - Megan Thee Stallion




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@grizzlythehuskybear see how he just sniffs the fish? Very demure #colorado #dogsthatfish #salida #coloradocheck ♬ invisible string harp cover - hannah_harpist




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