Today's news and jokes

hot pot restaurant logistics are next level pic.twitter.com/5T14pH6LVh

— Kane 謝凱堯 (@kane) July 23, 2024

A random minor moment in British politics I think about way too much is when Laura Kuenssberg announced that senior Tories had started calling themselves "the grand wizards" then hurriedly retracted it and started doing damage control when people pointed out the implication.

— Tom Hatfield (@WordMercenary) September 8, 2024

(2019, a more optimistic time: “In recent days we have noted a rise in the use of language associated with the white supremacist movement in our public debate and by BBC journalists and we are writing to ask you to nip this disturbing development in the bud,” the MEPs wrote.)

Republican Vice Presidential candidate JD Vance is repeating claims about Haitian immigrants in Ohio that authorities in the city, which has seen large scale immigration, say are not true.
https://t.co/6CSdNMPqWM

— AL.com (@aldotcom) September 9, 2024

WaPo went with the headline: "Vance, Republicans elevate false claims about immigrants eating American pets"

NYPD commissioner is expected to step down amid federal searches, probe. Team coverage via ⁦@politico⁩ https://t.co/PIWOXgqGDr

— Emily Ngo (@emilyngo) September 9, 2024

Guy who is not breaking the law: https://t.co/9ZzdVLh8lT pic.twitter.com/ejZIBfz4T7

— 🇵🇸 𐀏𐀭𐀙𐀅𐀨 🔻 (@Not_Reconciled) September 9, 2024

From a November 2023 article.

The gambling industry has come for Hollywood: New online traders bet on release dates, Rotten Tomatoes scores and box office. Matthew Frank examines whether studies will gamify their own business for part of a $1 trillion market.https://t.co/LAadvlWPLq pic.twitter.com/ZWz6H2kr9I

— The Ankler (@TheAnkler) September 9, 2024

is this a fucking ai cover for one of the most important films in cinema history???? https://t.co/aPOJoidlSI

— taran 🩸 (@nitecrawIerz) September 8, 2024

That was the image I saw when I looked

Can't believe I'm saying this but they're doing too much with the camera button, it's going to absolutely kick people's ass. Get ready to stand around for a few minutes while they try to figure it out

— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) September 9, 2024

canceled mode pic.twitter.com/w2UuRbujSG

— bobby giangeruso (@_bgian) September 9, 2024

(This about sums it up.)

Nah man don’t buy AirPods. You need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520

— Jack (@jackfromohio) September 9, 2024

What makes this meme even funnier is that Jonah Hill’s character is based on Paul DePodesta, who left baseball to become an executive for the Cleveland Browns and was instrumental in acquiring Watson. https://t.co/Ny5XQpGQcW

— Scott Seidenberg (@ScottsOnAir) September 9, 2024

REPORTER: It was 103⁰ today, how were you able to pitch in this heat?

JACK FLAHERTY: Bro...I grew up in The Valley.#Dodgers #LAHeatwave #SFV pic.twitter.com/u8ONQDXWZh

— Militant Angeleno (@militantangleno) September 8, 2024

Jets' Sauce Gardner was sidelined for 9 snaps in the 2nd quarter, and it's unclear why. It's not a medical issue, and it is possible that the cornerback took himself out of the game.https://t.co/f8F3G05W4i

— Bridget Hyland (@bridgethyland4) September 10, 2024

(It's tragic--when I checked at halftime, this article was a lengthy poetic description of Sauce's body language and an accounting of teammates who had approached him, but when I looked after the game, it had been reduced to a couple of forgettable sentences.)

Mahomes and Kelce look like the dipshit henchmen in a Jason Statham movie. pic.twitter.com/wEbs3LeDFV

— Rob Fox III (@RobFoxThree) September 8, 2024

Screenshot from Spy II

TL asleep?

Dawn Staley, same shoot https://t.co/k9NHT7xGvm pic.twitter.com/uIlFhNRV4q

— Half-court Jester (@RDMancini) September 8, 2024

Passed on the Japanese-themed t-shirts. Now looking at an organic bamboo & Japanese mint shower gel called "The Ritual of Samurai". pic.twitter.com/UXiNF0lqP4

— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) August 4, 2024

People are telling on themselves when they complain about the content they're served on social media. Teach the algorithm, and you'll only get the best quality recommendations. pic.twitter.com/zrKbrasz7C

— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) August 4, 2024

Once I noticed Mr White’s knee pads I couldn’t I unsee them.
Still, a great ending. pic.twitter.com/ZQmBqt5p28

— Tom Reagan’s Hat (@RufusTSuperfly) August 3, 2024

In Jedi Starfighter, you can see a Battle Droid skiing down a mountain slope in the background. pic.twitter.com/uv0crggl8V

— Kerrcarr (@Kerrcarr01) August 3, 2024

walking through the mall in HK today came across basically a pop-up liverpool FC theme park complete with game booths, souvenir stores and even a mini stadium where people could try out being fans and now want to read 10k words on premier league teams building global followings pic.twitter.com/xdITPVX7Pi

— csz (@cszabla) August 4, 2024

@utahroyalsofficial some special guests dropped by at meet the team night!! #utahroyals #urfc #nwsl #embarrassing #prank ♬ original sound - Utah Royals FC

@salesharksofficial Sorry not sorry 😬📸 #prank #embarrassing ♬ original sound - Sale Sharks

Oh God, the NOISES. pic.twitter.com/CBzFW3gCDz

— Andy (@alreadytaken74) August 8, 2024

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