My wife and I have started connecting to the house speaker when we get home and playing an intro song before we walk in.
— Garrett Scott 🕳 (@thegarrettscott) September 1, 2024
It’s one of my favorite things we’ve ever done. My son goes crazy when he hears the first few beats of one of our songs.
When you are talking such nonsense you accidentally write a Borges short story https://t.co/iKQ1FV9Cwt
— Sam Barlow 🧜♀️ Project C & D (@mrsambarlow) September 1, 2024
This is the full video of the incident that's been all over Chinese social media these past few days: the so-called "Land Rover Woman" drove against traffic, got upset when another driver didn’t yield, physically attacked him, and then left the scene. pic.twitter.com/yP2tGYe5pk
— Manya Koetse (@manyapan) August 31, 2024
The dynamics of digital vigilantism at play. The woman's license plate has gone viral, and various livestreamers have started filming her car whenever they spot it. The Chanel logo on the side makes it even more recognizable. Perhaps it’s time for a new car... pic.twitter.com/bjYVXRZTew
— Manya Koetse (@manyapan) August 31, 2024
UC Berkeley has a new policy for alumni where if your Berkeley account has over 5GB stored in it, on Sept 17, they will just delete your whole account. Can you pay for more storage? No.
— Joshua Achiam ⚗️ (@jachiam0) August 30, 2024
back in my day Capri Sun used to have straws, but not anymore because of poke https://t.co/I2nz199diC
— hot patootie (@culchie_spice) August 29, 2024
Max punching the steering wheel after the 6.2s pitstop 😭😭 he deserves sm betterpic.twitter.com/nC1Lro37Nx
— Verstappen News (@verstappenews) September 1, 2024
BRO MAX REALLY JUST CALLED THE ENTIRE RED BULL TEAM OUT LIKE THAT ON THE RADIO pic.twitter.com/alQwkgX6Lu
— Laura 🦋 (@formuLau16) September 1, 2024
#Leclerc's radio 📻#ItalianGP | #F1 pic.twitter.com/04EMdQDAGw
— Bad Post F1 (@BadpostF1) September 1, 2024
What. A. Race!#ItalianGP pic.twitter.com/xQZqsYiF7P
— Motorsport.com (@Motorsport) September 1, 2024
(In ST:TNG terms, imagine if Shelby and Riker were "teammates")McLaren wants to review Piastri's first-lap pass on Norris at Monza before deciding if it complied with its 'Papaya Rules' code of conduct. #F1https://t.co/DbbE072pKo
— Motorsport.com (@Motorsport) September 1, 2024
We rockin with you @_ajawilson22 https://t.co/hpqoQG0aBz pic.twitter.com/sxDLQev3Lo
— ♠️🤍MoDiggity♦️♣️ (@crediblehulk24) September 1, 2024
Nick Saban’s 92-year-old mother Mary passed away. Last year, Saban shared w/me this hysterical story when she called, demanding to talk to him - during a Bama practice pic.twitter.com/hmVeQNGqKv
— Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) August 30, 2024
idk why the street fighter movie is on my mind right now but we gotta talk about how this lady's bob steals this scene pic.twitter.com/WHcxZCjCMy
— Cammy 🧚♂️✨️ (@sweetdreamzkumi) August 6, 2023
love to be the navigator of my friend group. whenever someone asks about nearby bars they wheel me in like this pic.twitter.com/N8Bwnid0jh
— atrophy wife 🎀 (@zuza_real) July 30, 2024
asked my japanese friend what he did while he was in america, and he:
— しんじ shinji 🪻 (@shinji_zone) July 30, 2024
- crumpled up US dollar bills and stuffed them in his pocket “like in the movies”
- bought an apple, rubbed it on his pants and ate it on the street
- walked up to a cop and tried to talk to him
impossible to answer when my parents ask for birthday gift ideas, like sorry mom everything i want right now is either $400 or something you should never know about
— Hours (@0600Hours) July 29, 2024
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