Tuesday, October 8, 2024

Today's news and jokes







("House Speaker Mike Johnson on Sunday did not commit to calling Congress back into session before the election after President Joe Biden pressed congressional leaders about potential funding shortfalls in the aftermath of Hurricane Helene")









We regret to inform you milkshake duck is racist *5 seconds later* the New York Times has interviewed M. Duck, a swing voter from Harrisburg who has some questions about the Democrats' tariff policy

— Quantum Moomin (@yarrriv.bsky.social) October 8, 2024 at 6:09 AM






("Recently, a reporter at Shtetl received an appealing Yiddish-language come-on in his email inbox: 'Park like an animal, but with a hechsher,' it said, using the term for a Kosher stamp of approval") (I skimmed that site's headlines and saw "Haredim visit Amish Country to prove they are 'more moderate and rational than the Amish'")







(Stromare plays a character called "The Replacer" in the series. Coincidentally, I recently learned his real name is Rolf Storm.)





(I don't know what his issues are, but I strongly encourage you to develop a hip mobility routine)





















@mileymaethegolden Safe to say she does not like it when you pull a her on her 😬 #foryou #fyp #dogsofttiktok #goldensoftiktok #goldenretriever ♬ there she goes - 🎸πŸͺ©




@leannewilkinson6 This dog πŸΎπŸ˜‚ I can confirm, he did not go for a walk πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #dogsoftiktok #dog #dogsofttiktok #dogs #doglover #funnydog #funnydogs #funnydogvideos #funnydogsoftiktok #funnydogsvideo #funnydogvids #funnydogstuff #maltesedog #malteseoftiktok #funnyvideos #funny #funnymoments @weratedogs ♬ original sound - Leanne Wilkinson




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